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After leaving school with 7 A levels I took a PHD in astrophysics. I turned down a promising career at NASA to live a nomadic life in a cave in Milton Keynes where i invented the Internet, the Wonderbra and foam packing chips.
Now living in sin with my sister in a bedsit in Manchester and earning a crust by selling celebrity hair and toenail clippings on Ebay
Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
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After leaving school with 7 A levels I took a PHD in astrophysics. I turned down a promising career at NASA to live a nomadic life in a cave in Milton Keynes where i invented the Internet, the Wonderbra and foam packing chips.
Now living in sin with my sister in a bedsit in Manchester and earning a crust by selling celebrity hair and toenail clippings on Ebay
Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
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» Ignoring Instructions
Flames of Glory!
When i was around 15 a friend of mine and i found a mostly empty can of deoderant on the floor. We promptly picked it up and peirced it onto an iron railing.....then in a fit of genuis lit the gasses that were coming out of it! Thus ignoring 2 of the warnings on the back....and getting burnt fingers as a reward!
(Tue 9th May 2006, 13:34, More)
Flames of Glory!
When i was around 15 a friend of mine and i found a mostly empty can of deoderant on the floor. We promptly picked it up and peirced it onto an iron railing.....then in a fit of genuis lit the gasses that were coming out of it! Thus ignoring 2 of the warnings on the back....and getting burnt fingers as a reward!
(Tue 9th May 2006, 13:34, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Fetid Foodstuffs
Anchovies and Capers.
Im mentally scarred after being at this girls house years ago and her mum rocks up and offers to make me some lunch. "Is pizza ok?" she asks..."Sure" i reply.....20 minutes later she serves me up a pizza with the sole toppings of anchovies and capers??! I mean WTF!! Perhaps she was trying to curtail any relationship that may have spawned between me and her daughter. It certainly worked, i mean if you can screw up a pizza that badly, just imagine christmas lunch!
Parma Violets
Watch out kids....its like eating you nans perfume compressed into sweet form.
Organs
If it has a function, i don't want to eat it.
Marmite
How can something so fowl come from something so good like beer?
Biltong
I swear that next time one of our resident South Africans sticks another sweaty carrier bag full of this rancid shit under my nose i am going down for a 5-10 strech at her majesties pleasure.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 12:56, More)
Fetid Foodstuffs
Anchovies and Capers.
Im mentally scarred after being at this girls house years ago and her mum rocks up and offers to make me some lunch. "Is pizza ok?" she asks..."Sure" i reply.....20 minutes later she serves me up a pizza with the sole toppings of anchovies and capers??! I mean WTF!! Perhaps she was trying to curtail any relationship that may have spawned between me and her daughter. It certainly worked, i mean if you can screw up a pizza that badly, just imagine christmas lunch!
Parma Violets
Watch out kids....its like eating you nans perfume compressed into sweet form.
Organs
If it has a function, i don't want to eat it.
Marmite
How can something so fowl come from something so good like beer?
Biltong
I swear that next time one of our resident South Africans sticks another sweaty carrier bag full of this rancid shit under my nose i am going down for a 5-10 strech at her majesties pleasure.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 12:56, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Wembly Park?
Was walking into Wembly Park station and passed a (I assume) foreign couple with 3 kids and all the paraphernalia that goes with them. As i walk past i hear the woman turn to the man and ask in an unimpressed voice "So where is this park then?"
I was tempted to tell them that they would have a much more enjoyable family day out at Oxford Circus!
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 13:03, More)
Wembly Park?
Was walking into Wembly Park station and passed a (I assume) foreign couple with 3 kids and all the paraphernalia that goes with them. As i walk past i hear the woman turn to the man and ask in an unimpressed voice "So where is this park then?"
I was tempted to tell them that they would have a much more enjoyable family day out at Oxford Circus!
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 13:03, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Who wants to be
I remember watching who wants to be a millionaire a few years ago and this bloke called Tony Watt came on....i wonder if Chris Tarrent made the cheque out to T.Watt!
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:35, More)
Who wants to be
I remember watching who wants to be a millionaire a few years ago and this bloke called Tony Watt came on....i wonder if Chris Tarrent made the cheque out to T.Watt!
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:35, More)