» Things you've done when you've had no money.


yesterday a bum asked me if i had any spare change. i said no and asked him back... he just looked at me weird
(Sat 9th Oct 2004, 0:45, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's
the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?


I can't fit my dick in a bowling ball
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 1:40, More)

» Dad Jokes

Tightwad.
One time I asked my dad for 50 bucks.
He said, "forty dollars? what do you need thirty dollars for?
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 17:59, More)

» Petty Sabotage

car sabotage
whenever your friends leave their car windows open whilst parked, reach in and pop on the headlamps, hazard lights, wipers, stereo up and anything else you can find - watch them jump when they get in and start the car
(Thu 5th May 2005, 9:48, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

Once had my pillow catch fire


...during sex
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 4:55, More)