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» Embarrassing Injuries
I Dislocated my arm picking up tablecloths
The CCTV footage is very shamefull. Involves me picking up a bunch of tableclothes, arm popping out, me dropping them and waving my lifeless arm about trying to jam it back in...
Fun fun fun
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:08, More)
I Dislocated my arm picking up tablecloths
The CCTV footage is very shamefull. Involves me picking up a bunch of tableclothes, arm popping out, me dropping them and waving my lifeless arm about trying to jam it back in...
Fun fun fun
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:08, More)
» Shit Stories
I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POO
Sixth form, another boring day
Lad called Leek, hides a guy called Furlong's Bag, Furlong in turn hides Leeks coat and accidentally rips it.
Leek Is FURIOUS and storms off into the cold winters day.
He later returns with a frozen dog turd found in the field, and promptly puts it on the radiator to defrost.
3 Hours Later
Cue face off between Leek And FURLONG,
they started wrestling each other with leek on the ground, shit everywhere with furlong shouting,
"I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POO"
(Fri 7th May 2004, 11:56, More)
I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POO
Sixth form, another boring day
Lad called Leek, hides a guy called Furlong's Bag, Furlong in turn hides Leeks coat and accidentally rips it.
Leek Is FURIOUS and storms off into the cold winters day.
He later returns with a frozen dog turd found in the field, and promptly puts it on the radiator to defrost.
3 Hours Later
Cue face off between Leek And FURLONG,
they started wrestling each other with leek on the ground, shit everywhere with furlong shouting,
"I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POO"
(Fri 7th May 2004, 11:56, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Lets follow random people game
Game of Stealth and cunning,
Basically involves following people WITHOUT them noticing. Happens alot an University when bored and moneyless.
Great game to try until the rape alarm comes out...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:12, More)
Lets follow random people game
Game of Stealth and cunning,
Basically involves following people WITHOUT them noticing. Happens alot an University when bored and moneyless.
Great game to try until the rape alarm comes out...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:12, More)
» Petty Sabotage
changed the n and the m on the keyboards back in Sixth Form
Down with the system and all that...
Also, Messing around with Autocomplete on the "good" sixth from PC.
Replaced "and" with "boobs"
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:46, More)
changed the n and the m on the keyboards back in Sixth Form
Down with the system and all that...
Also, Messing around with Autocomplete on the "good" sixth from PC.
Replaced "and" with "boobs"
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:46, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Extreme Table Climbing
oh eck, i forgot about this.
At the sStart of university we were challenged by the second years to table wrestling/climbing. Most people know of it, it involves going from the top, under the bottom then back on the top of a table without touching the floor. This was completed with ease and how we laughed at the second years with their funnyhair.
With a few of us being avid climbers, we invented an extreme version, which involved 2 ground level tables, and an upper level table stacked on top of it. Only one person has managed it so far. The spectators can then either support the climber, or recreate himalayan conditions with ice/hairdryers on cold/sugar etc
Not for the drunk to play, it hurts when you fall...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:27, More)
Extreme Table Climbing
oh eck, i forgot about this.
At the sStart of university we were challenged by the second years to table wrestling/climbing. Most people know of it, it involves going from the top, under the bottom then back on the top of a table without touching the floor. This was completed with ease and how we laughed at the second years with their funnyhair.
With a few of us being avid climbers, we invented an extreme version, which involved 2 ground level tables, and an upper level table stacked on top of it. Only one person has managed it so far. The spectators can then either support the climber, or recreate himalayan conditions with ice/hairdryers on cold/sugar etc
Not for the drunk to play, it hurts when you fall...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:27, More)