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» School Naughtiness
The college prankster
I was involved in several pranks etc whilst at school and college. But here is the one of the best:
It was Mark the college pranksters birthday. This guy got up to everything, if it was your birthday you avoided him like the plague and we decided to get our revenge.
He always arrived at college at 8.30am and made for the common room. 10 of us decided to make sure we were in before this and waiting in the common room for him. Our sixth form common room was in the oldest part of our college. Huge doors, solid frames etc. and we'd discovered that you could lift the door off it's hinges. So we're there at 8.25, door off it's hinges and balanced over a couple of chairs and several roles of gaffa tape. Mark arrives and is immediately grabbed and gaffa taped to the door and the door is rehung with him hanging about 6 inches off the floor.
We decide to leave him there until after the first lesson of the day and I got tasked to stay there (as I had a free period) to make sure no one let him down.
9.05. Mark still hanging from door (and no longer seeing the funny side). Noises are coming from the corridor and getting closer. The door opens slowly and one of the maths teachers walks in, they never came in the common room. As the only person in there (other than the prankster on the door) I think I'm in for a bollocking. The teacher walks in and turns and looked at the door, the next words made me nearly cry with joy.
Teacher: "Morning Mark. Got told you were here. Happy Birthday. I didn't want you to miss your class so I thought we'd have the lesson here."
In walk the other 20 members of Mark's stats class.
I had to sit through a boring stats lesson for an hour but it was definitely worth it.
Apologies for the length but he was up there for two hours.
(Fri 9th Sep 2011, 13:32, More)
The college prankster
I was involved in several pranks etc whilst at school and college. But here is the one of the best:
It was Mark the college pranksters birthday. This guy got up to everything, if it was your birthday you avoided him like the plague and we decided to get our revenge.
He always arrived at college at 8.30am and made for the common room. 10 of us decided to make sure we were in before this and waiting in the common room for him. Our sixth form common room was in the oldest part of our college. Huge doors, solid frames etc. and we'd discovered that you could lift the door off it's hinges. So we're there at 8.25, door off it's hinges and balanced over a couple of chairs and several roles of gaffa tape. Mark arrives and is immediately grabbed and gaffa taped to the door and the door is rehung with him hanging about 6 inches off the floor.
We decide to leave him there until after the first lesson of the day and I got tasked to stay there (as I had a free period) to make sure no one let him down.
9.05. Mark still hanging from door (and no longer seeing the funny side). Noises are coming from the corridor and getting closer. The door opens slowly and one of the maths teachers walks in, they never came in the common room. As the only person in there (other than the prankster on the door) I think I'm in for a bollocking. The teacher walks in and turns and looked at the door, the next words made me nearly cry with joy.
Teacher: "Morning Mark. Got told you were here. Happy Birthday. I didn't want you to miss your class so I thought we'd have the lesson here."
In walk the other 20 members of Mark's stats class.
I had to sit through a boring stats lesson for an hour but it was definitely worth it.
Apologies for the length but he was up there for two hours.
(Fri 9th Sep 2011, 13:32, More)
» Conversation Killers
Sitting round as you do...
..in the pub with 4 friends having an irrelevant conversation about life when one of the guys said to another "Did you know I'm the only one at this table that hasn't shagged your girlfriend"?
Needless to say this didn't go down too well.
(Thu 12th May 2011, 14:45, More)
Sitting round as you do...
..in the pub with 4 friends having an irrelevant conversation about life when one of the guys said to another "Did you know I'm the only one at this table that hasn't shagged your girlfriend"?
Needless to say this didn't go down too well.
(Thu 12th May 2011, 14:45, More)