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Temping in the City. Looking to join the Fuzz soon.
Its a loooong wait tho!
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Temping in the City. Looking to join the Fuzz soon.
Its a loooong wait tho!
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» The Police
Story?
Not really a story. I got an interview for the POlice coming up. All a bit mental. w00t
Had a hairy moment in sheffield when the Police asked us why we were in the red light district at silly O clock in the morning. We were totally skulled and we didnt really know why either!
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 15:28, More)
Story?
Not really a story. I got an interview for the POlice coming up. All a bit mental. w00t
Had a hairy moment in sheffield when the Police asked us why we were in the red light district at silly O clock in the morning. We were totally skulled and we didnt really know why either!
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 15:28, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
Well I think this isnt quite exactly being rude but.....
My sister took me to my first concert which happened to be R-Kelly (I think it was the 12-play tour). After we had sat down we noticed Ant and Dec (then minor celebs who just released Lets get rea...dammit u know the rest) entering the stands and looking for their seats. So i promptly stood up and started hurling abuse and pointing at them." BOOOO (in the old sense) Ant and Dec! Get out! This is an R-Kelly concert! This triggered the whole stand to follow my lead and Ant and Dec made a hurried exit and never came back. My sister was very proud.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 8:30, More)
Well I think this isnt quite exactly being rude but.....
My sister took me to my first concert which happened to be R-Kelly (I think it was the 12-play tour). After we had sat down we noticed Ant and Dec (then minor celebs who just released Lets get rea...dammit u know the rest) entering the stands and looking for their seats. So i promptly stood up and started hurling abuse and pointing at them." BOOOO (in the old sense) Ant and Dec! Get out! This is an R-Kelly concert! This triggered the whole stand to follow my lead and Ant and Dec made a hurried exit and never came back. My sister was very proud.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 8:30, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
My Dentist
For some reason the Hygienist at my dentist has always been a stunningly gorgeous woman. I was always quite young when i went there and this first one knew my mum aswell.
Id always be lying there getting my Plaque scraped and thinking wrong thoughts.
Tho the last time i went there was a new younger one who was perhaps one of the fittest specimens ive ever seen. Its so strange cos ur thinking dirty thoughts and this person is leaning right over ur face and u cant help but look em in the eyes.
Shame u can only go every 6 months! The Dentist is in Bayswater btw.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 18:30, More)
My Dentist
For some reason the Hygienist at my dentist has always been a stunningly gorgeous woman. I was always quite young when i went there and this first one knew my mum aswell.
Id always be lying there getting my Plaque scraped and thinking wrong thoughts.
Tho the last time i went there was a new younger one who was perhaps one of the fittest specimens ive ever seen. Its so strange cos ur thinking dirty thoughts and this person is leaning right over ur face and u cant help but look em in the eyes.
Shame u can only go every 6 months! The Dentist is in Bayswater btw.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 18:30, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
First Year at uni.
I was ultra mullered and for some reason ended up in this girls room who i neither fancied or ever considered a potential bonk. She had been staying in her room while i had been out at the bar party downstairs. My mate worked behind the bar so i was already steaming. She decides we should break out the malibu. Sometime later im suddenly on top thrusting away. When i realised what i was doing i rolled over and passed out. Didnt even jizz. Does that count?
I got out sharpish in the morning and we just put it down to massive drunkeness. Im not sure if she knows it was my first time tho im sure someone must have told her.
If it doesnt count then i got some more action in my 3rd year. IF only id done as well in my other years as my third!
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 14:39, More)
First Year at uni.
I was ultra mullered and for some reason ended up in this girls room who i neither fancied or ever considered a potential bonk. She had been staying in her room while i had been out at the bar party downstairs. My mate worked behind the bar so i was already steaming. She decides we should break out the malibu. Sometime later im suddenly on top thrusting away. When i realised what i was doing i rolled over and passed out. Didnt even jizz. Does that count?
I got out sharpish in the morning and we just put it down to massive drunkeness. Im not sure if she knows it was my first time tho im sure someone must have told her.
If it doesnt count then i got some more action in my 3rd year. IF only id done as well in my other years as my third!
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 14:39, More)