» Awesome teachers

i have no shame in admitting i banged my teacher
The shame comes in admitting I was homeschooled.
(Tue 22nd Mar 2011, 19:02, More)

» Complaining

This obnoxious family had a horrible loudmouthed little brat
When I was on vacation. I kept complaining to the staff who assured me they'd take care of it. I thought I was gonna get my room switched, but received a knock at the door and an assurance I'd "never hear from her again."

Portugal's ace!
(Fri 3rd Sep 2010, 18:23, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

I was using private browsing mode to buy your christmas presents,

(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 16:00, More)

» Dodgy work ethics

My boss used to pay me to fuck her daughter.
Only she called it "babysitting." But we all know what she meant
(Sat 9th Jul 2011, 3:03, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

"Quit following me"
"No means no"
"Rape"
"Oh god help me"
"How could you"
"Number three step forward"

I hate all of those. Usually when in that order.
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 16:15, More)