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» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
camp shite
We were camping on a rather rudimentary campsite in france, where you had to drop your load in the trees.
One girl skulked off to do her business.
Five minutes later, a shriek, followed by the girl shuffling out of the woods with her trousers down her ankles, shit on her hands and all over her arse.
She leant back against a tree, which gave way, forcing her to land in her own shite, and when she went to get up, she put both her hands in other peoples jobbies.
I have never seen so many people try to look so concerned and disgusted at the same time as wanting to crack up and bork.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:22, More)
camp shite
We were camping on a rather rudimentary campsite in france, where you had to drop your load in the trees.
One girl skulked off to do her business.
Five minutes later, a shriek, followed by the girl shuffling out of the woods with her trousers down her ankles, shit on her hands and all over her arse.
She leant back against a tree, which gave way, forcing her to land in her own shite, and when she went to get up, she put both her hands in other peoples jobbies.
I have never seen so many people try to look so concerned and disgusted at the same time as wanting to crack up and bork.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:22, More)
» Top Tips
Semen in the shower plug hole?
dont run the risk of your semen becoming embroiled and matted into you mothers hair that hangs around the shower plug hole..
Wash your hair AFTER wanking in the shower, the surfactants in shampoo break down the spermatazoons lipid layer and render them much more amenable to flushing away.
(Tue 5th Dec 2006, 15:14, More)
Semen in the shower plug hole?
dont run the risk of your semen becoming embroiled and matted into you mothers hair that hangs around the shower plug hole..
Wash your hair AFTER wanking in the shower, the surfactants in shampoo break down the spermatazoons lipid layer and render them much more amenable to flushing away.
(Tue 5th Dec 2006, 15:14, More)
» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Big Brown Crayola
When I was about 7, I asked my mum if I could go to the public toilet.
I went inside, and to my glee, someone had written in huge letters 'Jimmy dies', obviously with a feckin huge cack.
And on the bottom right, someone had written, in marker pen' 'and peter has dirty fingernails'.
I ran out laughing telling me mum.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:14, More)
Big Brown Crayola
When I was about 7, I asked my mum if I could go to the public toilet.
I went inside, and to my glee, someone had written in huge letters 'Jimmy dies', obviously with a feckin huge cack.
And on the bottom right, someone had written, in marker pen' 'and peter has dirty fingernails'.
I ran out laughing telling me mum.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:14, More)
» Common
The oirish
I find the oirish quite common, especially the oirish with money, especially those that live in the Dublin 4 'omg loike' types, with their fucking ugg boots and their fucking false tan and their fucking worhless degrees from their phony fucking universities. West fucking brits the lot of em. Common as muck, and just like everyone else, they're individuals. And they dont see it. Thats the funny part.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 12:37, More)
The oirish
I find the oirish quite common, especially the oirish with money, especially those that live in the Dublin 4 'omg loike' types, with their fucking ugg boots and their fucking false tan and their fucking worhless degrees from their phony fucking universities. West fucking brits the lot of em. Common as muck, and just like everyone else, they're individuals. And they dont see it. Thats the funny part.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 12:37, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Small fella..
We use to have a 4 foot bearded bespectacled bloke round our way.
We use to call him R2-oddie
(Fri 19th May 2006, 17:34, More)
Small fella..
We use to have a 4 foot bearded bespectacled bloke round our way.
We use to call him R2-oddie
(Fri 19th May 2006, 17:34, More)