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» Pet Names

John
called his two cats tickles and tess. At first I didn't think anything of it until I heard his mum shouting from the back door "TESS, TICKLES,".
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 19:18, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

what's blue and doesn't fit?
a dead epileptic
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told to me by an epileptic who then faked a seizure in the middle of the pub, cunt
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:26, More)

» People with Stupid Names

fluffy
At work we have a chinese girl called Meow eden, who answers the phone "hello, Meow" which always brings a smile to my face
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 18:04, More)

» Shit Stories

coloured poo
I found out one xmas eve that if you drink enough Blue Lagoon cocktail your shit will turn a strange bluey green for about 4 days.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 21:02, More)