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I work in the photo dept of a major dating site and it feels good to see B3tans pics being submitted. Feels better when I see mine. Too bad my job's to stop them and return them to the sender. I also play Soldier Of Fortune 2 and Far Cry when I'm not messing with Photoshop or giving
people advice on how to create custom textures for that game.



Recent front page messages:

Puppies in Ozzy's house

(Sun 16th Jan 2005, 2:39, More)

The elusive ass monkey

Again! Woo and YAY! Thanks!!
(Wed 18th Feb 2004, 2:20, More)

He's laughing at you!

Woo! FP!!!11one
(Tue 17th Feb 2004, 16:48, More)

I love its warmth!

FP! WOO! Thanks!
(Tue 17th Feb 2004, 16:08, More)

You're... choking... me....! You... cunt...!

FP! Thanks a lot!
(Mon 16th Feb 2004, 8:17, More)

Well, excuuuuuuuse me!

Thanks for FP!

(Mon 16th Feb 2004, 0:20, More)

WTF??

FP! WOO!
Thanks again
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 0:49, More)

Hell Kitty

Wow! My first FP!
Thanks a lot!
(Fri 19th Dec 2003, 10:35, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

When I was kid, I would ask if I could watch the tv
and he always said: "Yes, but don't turn it on"
Also, he used to tell me about the glove who took thalidomide(spelling) and gave birth to mittens. I had no idea what giving birth meant yet.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 8:00, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I was an unwanted child
My dad always told me it was normal for a dad to try and teach his kid how to swim by putting them in a burlap bag with a big rock and dropping them in the middle of the lake. He would get really mad at me for getting out. Also, he told me electric appliances were my bath toys.
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 5:58, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I remember my first fire
I used to live in the outskirts of the city and there was a sewage channel nearby with high, sloped banks full of weeds as tall as a man. During the summer, the weeds would dry up and turn the slopes yellow. I was 12 at the time and that day I had found a matchbox in our kitchen. I tried burning the weeds directly at first by putting a match to them, but the wouldn't burn. After a few unsuccessful tries, I got frustrated and just tossed a lit match into the weeds and started walking home when a noise made me turn around: It was hundreds of rats running away from the fire I had just created by accident. I ran all the way home and later, saw in the news that the fire was still burning, about 2 miles from where I started it. No one got hurt (well, the rats, but who cares?)and there was no damage to property. A few months later, they started construction of a new channel underground and a highway on top of it. No more weeds, no more fire.
(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 3:04, More)