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» Injured Siblings
Fizzy pop
I poured lemonade in my brother's ear when I was 8-ish, as an experiment.
He went deaf for an hour or so. No lasting damage tho.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 13:04, More)
Fizzy pop
I poured lemonade in my brother's ear when I was 8-ish, as an experiment.
He went deaf for an hour or so. No lasting damage tho.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 13:04, More)
» When animals attack...
Donkeys suck
Forget donkey sanctuaries or Christ roaming round Jerusalem on a "humble" beast of burden... they're absolute cunts.
I was 6, on holiday in Jersey, and we went into the circus's field to see one of the donkeys. Under my parents' duress, I went to pat the donkey's side, at which point it belted me with its hind leg and I went flying into a pile of its steaming shit.
It was not remotely funny.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 14:06, More)
Donkeys suck
Forget donkey sanctuaries or Christ roaming round Jerusalem on a "humble" beast of burden... they're absolute cunts.
I was 6, on holiday in Jersey, and we went into the circus's field to see one of the donkeys. Under my parents' duress, I went to pat the donkey's side, at which point it belted me with its hind leg and I went flying into a pile of its steaming shit.
It was not remotely funny.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 14:06, More)
» Beautiful Moments
Baby cakes
2003. Going to visit my baby boy for the first time when he was 12 days old. I'd only found out a week before from the ex whose kid he was. Seeing his little pink face as he writhed about on a floor-mat blew my mind.
Of course, 1 year later the negative DNA test spoiled the memory somewhat.
(Wed 16th Mar 2005, 13:15, More)
Baby cakes
2003. Going to visit my baby boy for the first time when he was 12 days old. I'd only found out a week before from the ex whose kid he was. Seeing his little pink face as he writhed about on a floor-mat blew my mind.
Of course, 1 year later the negative DNA test spoiled the memory somewhat.
(Wed 16th Mar 2005, 13:15, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
No money no problems
Wiping my ass with manila envelope remains, remains my abiding memory of brokeness
(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 16:56, More)
No money no problems
Wiping my ass with manila envelope remains, remains my abiding memory of brokeness
(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 16:56, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Baby blues
I had a letter from an ex in November 03 telling me she'd just given birth. Believing her insistence on me being the biological father, I accepted the boy as my own until a year later, when a DNA test proved she was lying.
I listened to U2's Sometimes you can't make it on your own, which was released a week after I found out the truth, and wept bitterly - the song is about a son's love for his father.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:45, More)
Baby blues
I had a letter from an ex in November 03 telling me she'd just given birth. Believing her insistence on me being the biological father, I accepted the boy as my own until a year later, when a DNA test proved she was lying.
I listened to U2's Sometimes you can't make it on your own, which was released a week after I found out the truth, and wept bitterly - the song is about a son's love for his father.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:45, More)