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Hello there. I'm a TV cameraman and sound recordist, I also like to draw things in my spare time and play the piano :) I'll keep this page updated with my latest bit of graphite-chuff.

In the meanwhile, heres my Flikr page of arty photos, and here is my deviantart page. Here is my Wikipedia profile.

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edit: oooo frontpagetastic!! thx :)
(Sun 4th Jan 2004, 21:43, More)

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» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

Filthy squaddies
When I were but a lad, me and me mum were walking through a quaint Dorset village on a nice summers day.

Its a pity that some pissed up squaddies thought it would be funny to shout 'GET YER NICKERS OFF' at my mum, in the middle of the afternoon in a busy village square.

I hoped my mum would roundhouse kick the mouthy fucker, but no such luck she just kind of dragged me away.

One day I'll find that squaddie and wring his neck. Your days are numbered mate.
(Mon 27th Mar 2006, 1:19, More)

» Road Rage

CUNTS
YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL GETTING IN MY WAY. I'M GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND FUCK YOU UP U STUPID TWATS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT GEARSTICK SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE?

CUNTS TWATS BOLLOCKS

ARGH
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 22:16, More)

» Strict Parents

Mudguards
My dad went a bit mental whenever mudguards were mentioned on bikes.

For some bizarre reason that remains unexplained to this day, I was not allowed to ride a bicycle that did not have mudguards. It could have been hotter than the firey depths of hell, and still I wouldn't have been able to ride that fucker if it didn't have mudguards.

He would go apoplectic at the merest suggestion.

I had such a lovely childhood :(
(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 1:32, More)

» Claims to Fame

Oops
I used to do some video editing for BBC News North West. One day, I got the audio levels wrong on a short news piece, causing Gordon Burns (the presenter) to hesitate. Gordon missed his autocue timing, and the video insert ended before the director cut back to the studio, resulting in several million people watching a black screen for a second or so.

Whoops.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 13:26, More)

» Childhood bad taste

I
used to eat tomato sauce butties.

True that.
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 17:20, More)
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