Profile for Martini? What is this? 1972?! (steveee):
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Sorry for spoiling the plot.
Steveee is a fan of:
banksy,
noodles,
bangs,
free stuff for kids,
his own blog,
cheddar cheese,
b3ta,usenet, w3,
apple PCs,
people who don't put wax/gel/whatever in their hair,
music (from chemical bros to pink floyd via jaques loussier, led zeppelin and Iron Maiden),
the original Quake,
Bill Bailey, David Mitchell, Robert Webb,
apples (but not apple juice),
Adobe Photoshop,
OSS, Apache
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» Now, there was no need for that...
Careful now
My Granddad was pretty ill with prostate cancer, and he decided that he wasn't going to drive anymore. Earlier in his life he'd decided that my Grandmother, in addition to being forbidden to have a job, was to be forbidden learning to drive: so he gave his car to my Dad.
My Dad really liked this car, and was going to sell our crumbly Passat and use this high-end Vauxhall. My Gramps had my Dad over, had dinner and then saw him off, patting the top of the car.
"Take good care of it son"
He wrote it off at the second roundabout that he came to.
(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 9:59, More)
Careful now
My Granddad was pretty ill with prostate cancer, and he decided that he wasn't going to drive anymore. Earlier in his life he'd decided that my Grandmother, in addition to being forbidden to have a job, was to be forbidden learning to drive: so he gave his car to my Dad.
My Dad really liked this car, and was going to sell our crumbly Passat and use this high-end Vauxhall. My Gramps had my Dad over, had dinner and then saw him off, patting the top of the car.
"Take good care of it son"
He wrote it off at the second roundabout that he came to.
(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 9:59, More)
» Hidden Treasure
I robbed
A laptop off some guy in a City pub. Turned out it had secret data from MI6 on it. Result!
Oh, and apparently the Labour Party is just one backbench revolt away from taking the country into the Soviet Union.
Yeah, and they're going to set of a bomb under Greenham Common to spark the Revolution.
I also found that I'm stuck in the plot of a Frederick Forsyth book.
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 18:42, More)
I robbed
A laptop off some guy in a City pub. Turned out it had secret data from MI6 on it. Result!
Oh, and apparently the Labour Party is just one backbench revolt away from taking the country into the Soviet Union.
Yeah, and they're going to set of a bomb under Greenham Common to spark the Revolution.
I also found that I'm stuck in the plot of a Frederick Forsyth book.
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 18:42, More)
» I'm an expert
Where do I begin this story...
So I was driving home and a beggar jumped out into the street because he was my friend from primary school, and to avoid him I had to crash into the side of a pub, and we ended up going out on the piss that night, which was funny because he came in to the club's loos as I was tossing myself off, and he laughed, and because he'd just had a kebab with chilli in it the slight spittle with chilli on it made my knob swell up so that I couldn't actually fit out of the toilet door....
And as I sat there waiting for it to shrink I realised that I'm an expert.
... and then my headteacher walked in with what looked like a BDSM tutor, and proceeded to accidentally cover my video camera with blood, so I left it in my locker at school and the caretaker checked the tape out in the staffroom and the head got the sack, but not before he could rename the school "Goatse College".
Uncanny. What?
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 0:04, More)
Where do I begin this story...
So I was driving home and a beggar jumped out into the street because he was my friend from primary school, and to avoid him I had to crash into the side of a pub, and we ended up going out on the piss that night, which was funny because he came in to the club's loos as I was tossing myself off, and he laughed, and because he'd just had a kebab with chilli in it the slight spittle with chilli on it made my knob swell up so that I couldn't actually fit out of the toilet door....
And as I sat there waiting for it to shrink I realised that I'm an expert.
... and then my headteacher walked in with what looked like a BDSM tutor, and proceeded to accidentally cover my video camera with blood, so I left it in my locker at school and the caretaker checked the tape out in the staffroom and the head got the sack, but not before he could rename the school "Goatse College".
Uncanny. What?
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 0:04, More)
» Weird Traditions
Sport
During the coach journey to every school sport match that was away from home I listened to Cher's "Believe" whilst sit-down rave-dancing. Occasionally with glo-sticks.
And then when I got there I'd shamelessly hit on any young female teachers... never with any success.
And every pub I walk past with a certain friend if one of us says "quick half" we have to have a quick half.
(Wed 3rd Aug 2005, 14:18, More)
Sport
During the coach journey to every school sport match that was away from home I listened to Cher's "Believe" whilst sit-down rave-dancing. Occasionally with glo-sticks.
And then when I got there I'd shamelessly hit on any young female teachers... never with any success.
And every pub I walk past with a certain friend if one of us says "quick half" we have to have a quick half.
(Wed 3rd Aug 2005, 14:18, More)