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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
old school disco
my girlfriend was trying to tell me something. which i couldn't hear over the music. so she went and borrowed the dj's microphone and told me via the medium of several large speakers. well she could have bloode well gesticulated "let's go outside" but noooooo
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 2:04, More)
old school disco
my girlfriend was trying to tell me something. which i couldn't hear over the music. so she went and borrowed the dj's microphone and told me via the medium of several large speakers. well she could have bloode well gesticulated "let's go outside" but noooooo
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 2:04, More)
» Housemates from hell
Way back when I was
in boarding school, I used to share a room on the third floor with a chap named Francis. The nearest bathroom was located on the second floor landing, directly opposite the bottom of the stairs.
One particular night, Francis was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. This was something I had yet to do, so I grabbed my toothbrush and an empty pint glass and headed for the stairs.
The lights were off and about so half way down I managed to trip and face plant onto the floor at the bottom - how the pint glass didn't smash I don't know. I picked myself up and walked into the bathroom only to find Francis crouched down beside the sink: upon questioning, his reasoning was "I heard you fall down the stairs and thought you might be hurt, so I hid".
Not exactly from hell, but apparently not that bothered about stopping me going there.
(Wed 11th Apr 2007, 2:38, More)
Way back when I was
in boarding school, I used to share a room on the third floor with a chap named Francis. The nearest bathroom was located on the second floor landing, directly opposite the bottom of the stairs.
One particular night, Francis was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. This was something I had yet to do, so I grabbed my toothbrush and an empty pint glass and headed for the stairs.
The lights were off and about so half way down I managed to trip and face plant onto the floor at the bottom - how the pint glass didn't smash I don't know. I picked myself up and walked into the bathroom only to find Francis crouched down beside the sink: upon questioning, his reasoning was "I heard you fall down the stairs and thought you might be hurt, so I hid".
Not exactly from hell, but apparently not that bothered about stopping me going there.
(Wed 11th Apr 2007, 2:38, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
cut out of the will
I knew i had no chance of any inheritance from my grandparents when i wore a "funeral for a friend" t shirt to dinner with them, not realising my Grandma had just suffered the loss of both her golf partners......
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:37, More)
cut out of the will
I knew i had no chance of any inheritance from my grandparents when i wore a "funeral for a friend" t shirt to dinner with them, not realising my Grandma had just suffered the loss of both her golf partners......
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:37, More)
» * PFFT *
Back in school,
the lunch room had tables with long wooden benches on either side that would fit about 5 people on each. It was not uncommon for people to loudly ejaculate "bench rumbler!" before letting one go and sending vibrations through the bench and everyone else's buttocks, much to the amusement of all. Unfortunately I once failed to realise the girl I fancied was on the end of the bench I had just finished rattling.
Length? It was short, but it traveled well enough...
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 14:47, More)
Back in school,
the lunch room had tables with long wooden benches on either side that would fit about 5 people on each. It was not uncommon for people to loudly ejaculate "bench rumbler!" before letting one go and sending vibrations through the bench and everyone else's buttocks, much to the amusement of all. Unfortunately I once failed to realise the girl I fancied was on the end of the bench I had just finished rattling.
Length? It was short, but it traveled well enough...
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 14:47, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
the realisation
that i'm discerning about my choice of newspaper to the point of snobbery. Also i obfuscate to the point that i practically talk in shakesperian. Furthermore, it's increasingly difficult to get away with travelling on a child single on the underground.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 14:47, More)
the realisation
that i'm discerning about my choice of newspaper to the point of snobbery. Also i obfuscate to the point that i practically talk in shakesperian. Furthermore, it's increasingly difficult to get away with travelling on a child single on the underground.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 14:47, More)