» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Few years ago...
When Leeds Utd were top of Football Premier division, and Cardiff City were somewhere in division two, Leeds united lost to Cardiff 2-1 in the FA Cup, which lead to some of the worst football violence in history, myself being a Cardiff fan being pushed into the centre of it at the age of 14. Anyway, next day on the front of a popular national paper was a rather ugly picture of myself under the headline of "Football Thugs Disgrace Cardiff Victory"

5 minutes of fame until i had police calling round my house attempting to ban me for life from future football matches. Loosers... Im going this saturday to Cardiff vs Brighton... Woo!
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 13:46, More)

» Job Interviews

BBaaaahhh
Interview @ gadget shop, they are known for their obscure interview methods,

anyhooo,

they asked me,

"what 2 animals do i think i am most like,"

prompting my anwser of

"a cat, aanndd a sloth"

confused and intrested asked,

"whys that?"

myself actually wondering why i chose those animals wittingly anwsered

"Coz im f**king lazy!"

After a brief scilence, they 2 interviewers fell in2 stitches with laughter loving my humour, and offered me the job. I turned it down after being offered a much better pay elsewhere.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 1:56, More)