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» Black Sheep
Uncle Bri
His most famous moment was doing the following gag on my first ever, very sensitive girlfriend. We were 16.
"Hello luv. I'll tell you a joke so funny it'll make your tits fall off.
(extended comedy pause staring at her tits)
Oh you've heard it!"
Actually I do speak to him, but not that often. Also in his apocrypha is a story where a monkey throws a poo at him in London zoo. Never to be outdone, he shits in an ice cream pot and lobs one right back at the monkey. But that might be lies.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 9:29, More)
Uncle Bri
His most famous moment was doing the following gag on my first ever, very sensitive girlfriend. We were 16.
"Hello luv. I'll tell you a joke so funny it'll make your tits fall off.
(extended comedy pause staring at her tits)
Oh you've heard it!"
Actually I do speak to him, but not that often. Also in his apocrypha is a story where a monkey throws a poo at him in London zoo. Never to be outdone, he shits in an ice cream pot and lobs one right back at the monkey. But that might be lies.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 9:29, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
Grunters
I once got paid to serve pizzas in a pig themed restaurant called 'Grunters' dressed in a pig costume. When people ordered we had to go oink oink. They served the worst pizza ever invented called the sow pie (get it) It had snails on it and an egg fried in pernod.
(Mon 4th Oct 2004, 12:22, More)
Grunters
I once got paid to serve pizzas in a pig themed restaurant called 'Grunters' dressed in a pig costume. When people ordered we had to go oink oink. They served the worst pizza ever invented called the sow pie (get it) It had snails on it and an egg fried in pernod.
(Mon 4th Oct 2004, 12:22, More)
» Old People Talk Bollocks
My friend Emma's nanna
used to call old blue eyes Frank Sanitary. She could say Sinatra cos of her false teeth.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 16:56, More)
My friend Emma's nanna
used to call old blue eyes Frank Sanitary. She could say Sinatra cos of her false teeth.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 16:56, More)