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My two websites:





I've written a few silly songs:

I'd give it all (the pig-farm song)
Business
The Cow in the Tree
a Song About Google


My email is mortfeedback AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk (not .com)




A pun-based celebrity site

Recent front page messages:

I'm sure it was just taken out of context.

(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 21:13, More)

Ultra-realistic lever-operated action!

(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 10:55, More)



www.morttheostrich.co.uk
(Mon 1st Jan 2007, 15:10, More)


Birds like the Village People too:

(Wed 18th Aug 2004, 22:59, More)

Jeff Bridges


First ever fp. Hurrah! And many thanks! All but the newest of the connected posts are collated on this site: Click to go there

Here is the lot:

Jeremy Irons | Colin and Tom Baker | Guy Fawkes | Wayne Sleep | Tony Banks | Jeremy Paxman | Lisa Kudrow | George Wendt | Lynn Faulds Wood | Saffron Burrows | Brooke Shields | Jeff Bridges | Britney Spears | Prunella Scales | Wesley Snipes | Douglas Hurd | Karl Marx | Ryan Stiles | Camilla Parker Bowles | Stephen Sondheim | Henry Tudor | Francis Bacon
(Sun 1st Aug 2004, 22:07, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I said, "Hello, my dear, would you like a sweetie?"
Then I showed her this:



...and she was mine.
(Sun 15th Apr 2007, 12:16, More)

» We have to talk


When I said, "we need to talk", the other sausage said, "arrrgh, a talking sausage!" and that was the end of that.
(Sat 21st Apr 2007, 20:06, More)

» Mix Tapes

I made my very own mini mix tape for you all
www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=ZCS7G7KX
(Sun 10th Feb 2008, 18:38, More)

» My Worst Date

Ouch
Had a horrible great stone in - I broke my tooth!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 10:37, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Inside a toilet cubicle, in the chemistry department at Liverpool University:
"Dr. Smith is a scrotum-scratching, finger-up-the-arsehole wanker."

...to which someone had replied...

"With three hands?"
(Sun 6th May 2007, 17:41, More)
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