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there'll be no peace on earth 'til the last priest is hanged with the guts of the last politician ... (not mine unfortunately)

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» It was a great holiday, but...

Ahhh Thailand ......
where the weed is sweet an teh jails are nasty ...
my g/f was paranoid that I'd take some weed back to UK so to convince her otherwise I emptied the last bag over the edge of the boat on teh way to teh airport - "there, that's it all gone ..."
Stop-over at Otopeni airport on return flight - looking through my wallet for last few dollars for cup of coffee I discover a further bag of weed I'd accidently (HONESTLY!!!) exported from Thailand - not wanting any more surprises I went to teh loos to get rid of the evidence. I tipped the bag down the loo to then discover the flush doesn't work - all this weed is floating around in teh bowl looking at me saying "you really should smoked me back on the beach ..."
Teh moral of the story I think is that poly-drug abuse is damn good fun ... ?

Now we have kids we are too poor to travel abroad so thankfully this sort of thing cannot ever happen again .
(Sat 23rd Apr 2005, 7:59, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

our local council
have a speacial team for working with "children of travellers"

they have an even more special sub-team for working with children of "settled travellers" ... errr ... ie they live in phuqing houses like the rest of us ... but I dont sell lavender or steal children so perhaps they are 'special' after all ....
(Mon 26th Nov 2007, 23:51, More)