Profile for ghettobooty: Still single, still seeking <sigh>:
Most commonly known as armedwithjello. Loves B3ta.com. 28, female, lives in Canada, has way too much time on her hands!
Also very single. Find me a man please! No reasonable offers refused!
http://www.geocities.com/armedwithjello
Also runs a singles club near Toronto, Canada. http://yysn.cjb.net
My Philosophies
Life: It has been said that youth is wasted on the young, and I am determined to be the exception to the rule. I have travelled to 10 countries, talked to strangers, gone sea kayaking, sung with a choir in many famous cathedrals of Europe, worked with kids, built a youth centre for my community, counselled women in a rape crisis centre, modelled for art classes, and tried out for reality TV. There is still much more on my life "To Do" list. What's on your "To Do" list?
Relationships: Love and romance are wonderful things that everyone, myself included, aspires to have. However, I am not the sort of person whose life revolves around finding a man just to get married and have kids. I want a partner, someone who complements my personality. I want someone to laugh with, share adventures and memories with, and support each other through the rough times in life. Marriage is not a priority for me, because I figure if two people are meant to be together forever, a piece of paper isn't going to change that. I would like to get married someday, but only when I feel strongly that the person I'm with is the one I want with me for the rest of my life. I believe that it's important for couples to spend time with their own friends so they don't get bored with each other's company. I also think it's important that the guy I'm dating gets along with my friends, because those closest to me know me best. So far, I have never dated anyone that didn't get along with my crowd. :-)
Age: Many men seem offended when I say I don't date much older men. However, I am firm in knowing what I want. I am looking for someone to grow up and experience life with me. I don't want an old fart that has been there and done that and will say "I know what's best for you" (Any guy that says those words is out of my life in a flash!) Also, my own parents are 11 years apart in age, and they have absolutely nothing in common. My dad, having grown up in World War 2 England, is very thrifty and resourceful and loves classical music and mental challenges. My mother grew up in a small Ontario town in the 1950s, and likes rock'n'roll and shopping. I'd prefer to find someone who grew up in the same time frame, so we at least have pop culture in common. Sure, we have to have differences to make life interesting, but I want to make sure we can enjoy some of the same things in life.
Money: I never want to be rich. I don't want to be poor, either, but somewhere in the middle would be best. If I choose to persue a career or further my education, it will be because I have found a calling, not because somebody will give me a lot of money to do it. Likewise, I want my significant other to be happy in what he does, being content at work and knowing when it is time to come home and live some real life away from the workplace. You never hear of people on their deathbeds saying "I wish I'd spent more time at the office." I try to live my life in such a way that I will have no regrets at the end of it.
Friendship: My friends are incredibly important to me. I am very loyal to them. My significant other must be my best friend, as well. A true friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway. I also believe that people come into our lives for a reason, and they might be around for your entire life, or they might only be part of your life for a short time to help you through something, or for you to help them. Real friends do more than hang out and have fun, they help us grow and learn more about ourselves and our place in the world, and each friendship, no matter how brief, changes you for the rest of your life.
Trust: Honesty and trust are high priorities for me. I don't play games, and I don't try to hide things from people close to me. I expect the same in return. I always give my partner complete trust unless he gives me a good reason not to trust him. It tends to work for me, as honest people have nothing to hide, and dishonest people catch themselves in their own lies very quickly. This approach has worked very well for me, although many people are so used to people playing games that they find it difficult to believe that I'm being honest. However, once a person realises that I really am genuine, they find it refreshing and are happy to reciprocate. :-)
Religion: I'm very open about philosophy and religion. I was raised Anglican, although very loosely. I have a great interest in Bhuddism, as their philosophies are very similar to things I came up with on my own as a young child. I am always interested in hearing other people's ideas and reasoning behind their beliefs, provided it's not in the form of preaching. I also make it a policy not to preach my ideas to others, but am not shy about sharing my thoughts if asked about them. I consider myself a generic Christian with a Bhuddist slant, although I don't follow any one organised religion. It is not important to me what religion my partner has, as long as he is a good, honest, ethical person who tries to help others.
Since I signed up for online dating, I have been bombarded with e-mails and instant messages demanding nude photos. Even sending a link to my photo album with approximately 2000 respectable photos, many guys still ask for more. For those ones, I offer you this link.
NOTE: only click the link if you really, truly want to see nude photos of me.
For all the decent guys, I have posted a few photos on this page to show you different aspects of myself. Enjoy!
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Most commonly known as armedwithjello. Loves B3ta.com. 28, female, lives in Canada, has way too much time on her hands!
Also very single. Find me a man please! No reasonable offers refused!
http://www.geocities.com/armedwithjello
Also runs a singles club near Toronto, Canada. http://yysn.cjb.net
Single 'N' Seeking!
What better place to meet men with hummus than B3ta?
 Things I often wonder about:
Why do people publish their income in their profiles? If a guy is happy doing what he does and supports himself, what do I care how much money he makes? Why do short guys complain about being rejected by tall girls, but then they reject tall girls who show them any attention? If you haven't guessed from the above comments, I am an honest, caring, straightforward person. I'm not worried about the superficial things. The guy I want to meet doesn't impress people with personal wealth or good looks (although they are not necessarily bad things) but with actions and words. I trust the person I'm with and I expect the same from him. If you are the kind of guy that agrees with that plan, drop me a line! I have been described as: smart, fun, playful, honest, caring, a good storyteller, a good listener, a best friend, creative, silly, and philosophical. What I'm looking for in a guy (in no particular order): intelligence, sense of humour, child-like but not childish (if you know the difference, you have it!), one of the nice guys, friendship, honesty, spontaneity, protective but not possessive, an appreciation of the absurd. Age 20-30 please! NOTE: I am NOT interested in casual sex, swinging, or cybersex. I am seeking a relationship. If you're only looking for sex, bugger off! If you think you might fit the bill, send me a note and see what happens! |
My Philosophies
Life: It has been said that youth is wasted on the young, and I am determined to be the exception to the rule. I have travelled to 10 countries, talked to strangers, gone sea kayaking, sung with a choir in many famous cathedrals of Europe, worked with kids, built a youth centre for my community, counselled women in a rape crisis centre, modelled for art classes, and tried out for reality TV. There is still much more on my life "To Do" list. What's on your "To Do" list?
Relationships: Love and romance are wonderful things that everyone, myself included, aspires to have. However, I am not the sort of person whose life revolves around finding a man just to get married and have kids. I want a partner, someone who complements my personality. I want someone to laugh with, share adventures and memories with, and support each other through the rough times in life. Marriage is not a priority for me, because I figure if two people are meant to be together forever, a piece of paper isn't going to change that. I would like to get married someday, but only when I feel strongly that the person I'm with is the one I want with me for the rest of my life. I believe that it's important for couples to spend time with their own friends so they don't get bored with each other's company. I also think it's important that the guy I'm dating gets along with my friends, because those closest to me know me best. So far, I have never dated anyone that didn't get along with my crowd. :-)
Age: Many men seem offended when I say I don't date much older men. However, I am firm in knowing what I want. I am looking for someone to grow up and experience life with me. I don't want an old fart that has been there and done that and will say "I know what's best for you" (Any guy that says those words is out of my life in a flash!) Also, my own parents are 11 years apart in age, and they have absolutely nothing in common. My dad, having grown up in World War 2 England, is very thrifty and resourceful and loves classical music and mental challenges. My mother grew up in a small Ontario town in the 1950s, and likes rock'n'roll and shopping. I'd prefer to find someone who grew up in the same time frame, so we at least have pop culture in common. Sure, we have to have differences to make life interesting, but I want to make sure we can enjoy some of the same things in life.
Money: I never want to be rich. I don't want to be poor, either, but somewhere in the middle would be best. If I choose to persue a career or further my education, it will be because I have found a calling, not because somebody will give me a lot of money to do it. Likewise, I want my significant other to be happy in what he does, being content at work and knowing when it is time to come home and live some real life away from the workplace. You never hear of people on their deathbeds saying "I wish I'd spent more time at the office." I try to live my life in such a way that I will have no regrets at the end of it.
Friendship: My friends are incredibly important to me. I am very loyal to them. My significant other must be my best friend, as well. A true friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway. I also believe that people come into our lives for a reason, and they might be around for your entire life, or they might only be part of your life for a short time to help you through something, or for you to help them. Real friends do more than hang out and have fun, they help us grow and learn more about ourselves and our place in the world, and each friendship, no matter how brief, changes you for the rest of your life.
Trust: Honesty and trust are high priorities for me. I don't play games, and I don't try to hide things from people close to me. I expect the same in return. I always give my partner complete trust unless he gives me a good reason not to trust him. It tends to work for me, as honest people have nothing to hide, and dishonest people catch themselves in their own lies very quickly. This approach has worked very well for me, although many people are so used to people playing games that they find it difficult to believe that I'm being honest. However, once a person realises that I really am genuine, they find it refreshing and are happy to reciprocate. :-)
Religion: I'm very open about philosophy and religion. I was raised Anglican, although very loosely. I have a great interest in Bhuddism, as their philosophies are very similar to things I came up with on my own as a young child. I am always interested in hearing other people's ideas and reasoning behind their beliefs, provided it's not in the form of preaching. I also make it a policy not to preach my ideas to others, but am not shy about sharing my thoughts if asked about them. I consider myself a generic Christian with a Bhuddist slant, although I don't follow any one organised religion. It is not important to me what religion my partner has, as long as he is a good, honest, ethical person who tries to help others.
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Since I signed up for online dating, I have been bombarded with e-mails and instant messages demanding nude photos. Even sending a link to my photo album with approximately 2000 respectable photos, many guys still ask for more. For those ones, I offer you this link.
NOTE: only click the link if you really, truly want to see nude photos of me.
For all the decent guys, I have posted a few photos on this page to show you different aspects of myself. Enjoy!
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» Messing with the Dark Side
The International Hostel in Ottawa, Canada
was originally a prison, condemned in 1977 for cruelty to prisoners and reopened the following year as a hostel. It is said to be haunted by a man who was the last to be publicly hanged in Canada. Examining the evidence today says he was framed. The hostel is considered one of the most haunted places in North America.
My friend from Australia, unaware of the ghost stories, checked into that very hostel. She walked up to the third floor lounge room, and halfway between the second and third floors she felt an excruciating pain across both thighs. The pain remained for three days, until she had checked out and left the hostel.
Upon hearing this, I was amazed. I informed her that the third floor lounge room was once the prison surgery, where amputations were regularly performed without anaesthesia.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 4:50, More)
The International Hostel in Ottawa, Canada
was originally a prison, condemned in 1977 for cruelty to prisoners and reopened the following year as a hostel. It is said to be haunted by a man who was the last to be publicly hanged in Canada. Examining the evidence today says he was framed. The hostel is considered one of the most haunted places in North America.
My friend from Australia, unaware of the ghost stories, checked into that very hostel. She walked up to the third floor lounge room, and halfway between the second and third floors she felt an excruciating pain across both thighs. The pain remained for three days, until she had checked out and left the hostel.
Upon hearing this, I was amazed. I informed her that the third floor lounge room was once the prison surgery, where amputations were regularly performed without anaesthesia.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 4:50, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
I'm not into animals, but...
I enjoy hugging my cat while I'm naked. My mom stepped into my room one day during a fluffy cuddle, and managed to get a picture of me wearing nothing but the cat. Fortunately they did not make it onto teh intarweb. I can't believe I'm admitting this on here.
I am a sick, sick woman.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 6:16, More)
I'm not into animals, but...
I enjoy hugging my cat while I'm naked. My mom stepped into my room one day during a fluffy cuddle, and managed to get a picture of me wearing nothing but the cat. Fortunately they did not make it onto teh intarweb. I can't believe I'm admitting this on here.
I am a sick, sick woman.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 6:16, More)
» Pure Ignorance
My Pilates instructor,
a volunteer running a class in a church, said this week that she thought maybe God made the tsunami because "those people over there" are all Muslims, and he was mad at them for worshipping another god.
She said it flippantly, and even stupider, nobody else in the room but me batted an eye when she said it. I ended up waiting until everyone else left before telling her she was a moron (in not so many words).
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 1:32, More)
My Pilates instructor,
a volunteer running a class in a church, said this week that she thought maybe God made the tsunami because "those people over there" are all Muslims, and he was mad at them for worshipping another god.
She said it flippantly, and even stupider, nobody else in the room but me batted an eye when she said it. I ended up waiting until everyone else left before telling her she was a moron (in not so many words).
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 1:32, More)
» Shit Stories
My friend's uncle "Jim" had every ailment known to man.
One day, he found himself unable to shit. Several days passed, and he went to the hospital.
The doctors tried everything over the following months... enemas, laxatives, probing... they were unable to clear his bowels. After a while he was no longer allowed to eat or drink, and was put on an IV while he waited for a shit.
After FIVE MONTHS of being bedridden do to extreme constipation, his doctor told him to go home. Jim was expected to die within days, so they figured he may as well do so at home with his family. Jim asked the docter if he was going to die anyway, could he please eat something? The doctor said yes, there was nothing more that could be done so he might as well enjoy a meal.
Jim stopped at Burger King on his way home from the hospital. He sat down to eat his Whopper, and halfway through it he felt his stomach start to rumble. He managed to make it to the toilet just in time to have the largest shit ever known to come out of a human being. He made a prompt recovery, and to this day his family jokes about Burger King being "Home of the Whopper".
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:18, More)
My friend's uncle "Jim" had every ailment known to man.
One day, he found himself unable to shit. Several days passed, and he went to the hospital.
The doctors tried everything over the following months... enemas, laxatives, probing... they were unable to clear his bowels. After a while he was no longer allowed to eat or drink, and was put on an IV while he waited for a shit.
After FIVE MONTHS of being bedridden do to extreme constipation, his doctor told him to go home. Jim was expected to die within days, so they figured he may as well do so at home with his family. Jim asked the docter if he was going to die anyway, could he please eat something? The doctor said yes, there was nothing more that could be done so he might as well enjoy a meal.
Jim stopped at Burger King on his way home from the hospital. He sat down to eat his Whopper, and halfway through it he felt his stomach start to rumble. He managed to make it to the toilet just in time to have the largest shit ever known to come out of a human being. He made a prompt recovery, and to this day his family jokes about Burger King being "Home of the Whopper".
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:18, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
One afternoon, the girls and I were bored.
We had no liquor, so we started playing "I Never" using shots of water. The first one to pee loses. The game involves stating something such as "I never smoked a joint" and whoever has smoked a joint (or whatever was stated) must drink. This was great for me, as out of the three of us, I was the only one that had no had a tattoo, been pregnant, lived out of town, lived with a boyfriend, taken acid, and so on and so forth. However, they got me back on things like coating myself in chocolate pudding, being topless in front of hundreds of people, flirting with married men, and leaving North America.
Drinking water sounds easy, until you find yourself giddy from exposing your friends' deepest darkest secrets, and laughing hysterically while trying not to piss yourself!
The "loser" had the last laugh, though. After 3 hours of constant water shooters, Jess finally jumped up and ran to the toilet, locking us out and taking her sweet time in the bathroom. I was considering relieving myself in the kitchen sink when she finally decided to let me in!
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 1:26, More)
One afternoon, the girls and I were bored.
We had no liquor, so we started playing "I Never" using shots of water. The first one to pee loses. The game involves stating something such as "I never smoked a joint" and whoever has smoked a joint (or whatever was stated) must drink. This was great for me, as out of the three of us, I was the only one that had no had a tattoo, been pregnant, lived out of town, lived with a boyfriend, taken acid, and so on and so forth. However, they got me back on things like coating myself in chocolate pudding, being topless in front of hundreds of people, flirting with married men, and leaving North America.
Drinking water sounds easy, until you find yourself giddy from exposing your friends' deepest darkest secrets, and laughing hysterically while trying not to piss yourself!
The "loser" had the last laugh, though. After 3 hours of constant water shooters, Jess finally jumped up and ran to the toilet, locking us out and taking her sweet time in the bathroom. I was considering relieving myself in the kitchen sink when she finally decided to let me in!
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 1:26, More)