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Finished at Plymouth Uni in 2004 and now lives a great life as an IT tech in a Cornish School!
I do nothing but surf teh interweb all day!
Holy Shit! I'm going to BAD hell!
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
No shit, the guy in the photo looks just like me! the bastard even has my beard!
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Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
To drink my weight, I would have to chug 168 pints of beer!
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Finished at Plymouth Uni in 2004 and now lives a great life as an IT tech in a Cornish School!
I do nothing but surf teh interweb all day!
Holy Shit! I'm going to BAD hell!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Extreme |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Extreme |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
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Fuck my boots! I'm a nut-job!
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid Disorder: | High |
| Schizoid Disorder: | Low |
| Schizotypal Disorder: | Very High |
| Antisocial Disorder: | High |
| Borderline Disorder: | Very High |
| Histrionic Disorder: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic Disorder: | High |
| Avoidant Disorder: | High |
| Dependent Disorder: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: | High |
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
No shit, the guy in the photo looks just like me! the bastard even has my beard!
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
To drink my weight, I would have to chug 168 pints of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
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» I'm your biggest Fan
For my wife's 30th birthday...
I took a razor to my lovely hair and spent far too much money on dungerees. I then blacked up and infront of 200 friends and family in my local pub, appeared as MR T! A true hero!
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:)
(Sat 18th Apr 2009, 15:20, More)
For my wife's 30th birthday...
I took a razor to my lovely hair and spent far too much money on dungerees. I then blacked up and infront of 200 friends and family in my local pub, appeared as MR T! A true hero!
i18.photobucket.com/albums/b139/Druss_The_Legend/n822215345_6113723_6582794.jpg
:)
(Sat 18th Apr 2009, 15:20, More)
» Mugged
Abra Kababra...
Now you see it, now your picking your teeth off the floor.
5 weeks ago, i went out into Plymouth city centre for my mate stu's stag do... good night had by all from landrake and me being left vaguely responsable for the well being of the group bundled every body but myself into cornwall bound taxis.
with there being no more room for me i decide to get a kebab and get a taxi back on my own. i have never (until this fateful night) had any trouble in town as a large metalhead with an eight inch goatee (not goatse) and leather trenchcoat tends not to have many people argue with him.
i have however consumed during the day my own body wieght in guinness and again in Jack Daniel's and this has left me some what groggy. As I munch on my tasty kebab and waiting for my cab, i notice that the world has taken a most unusual move and come up to meet me in the jaw. picking my self off the floor i recieve a bloody hard kick in the side of my face and crumble back to earth with a few loose dentures.
now i shall point out that my coat is fairly new and cost £500, my New Rock boots come in at a modest £300. I have a brand new Sony Walkman Mobile Phone, a £150 watch, so what do you think the two chav cnuts stole from me?
That's right - My fucking kebab!
Bastards, i was fucking hungry!
*insert huge cock gag here*
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 15:41, More)
Abra Kababra...
Now you see it, now your picking your teeth off the floor.
5 weeks ago, i went out into Plymouth city centre for my mate stu's stag do... good night had by all from landrake and me being left vaguely responsable for the well being of the group bundled every body but myself into cornwall bound taxis.
with there being no more room for me i decide to get a kebab and get a taxi back on my own. i have never (until this fateful night) had any trouble in town as a large metalhead with an eight inch goatee (not goatse) and leather trenchcoat tends not to have many people argue with him.
i have however consumed during the day my own body wieght in guinness and again in Jack Daniel's and this has left me some what groggy. As I munch on my tasty kebab and waiting for my cab, i notice that the world has taken a most unusual move and come up to meet me in the jaw. picking my self off the floor i recieve a bloody hard kick in the side of my face and crumble back to earth with a few loose dentures.
now i shall point out that my coat is fairly new and cost £500, my New Rock boots come in at a modest £300. I have a brand new Sony Walkman Mobile Phone, a £150 watch, so what do you think the two chav cnuts stole from me?
That's right - My fucking kebab!
Bastards, i was fucking hungry!
*insert huge cock gag here*
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 15:41, More)
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
Not too funny but I'm gonna laugh!
Wednesday (tomorrow) I am going to my mothers funeral.
She was an amazing woman who struggled long and hard against cancer and had the most wicked sence of humour!
She decideds months ago that we would play one of her favorate songs at the end of the service, Everybody Hurts by REM.
"Just the thought of everybody i know breaking down to a song about a traffic jam would be bloody marvelous!"
What at woman she were.
Liz Cole, missed by all. (1957 - 2006)
(Tue 16th May 2006, 9:42, More)
Not too funny but I'm gonna laugh!
Wednesday (tomorrow) I am going to my mothers funeral.
She was an amazing woman who struggled long and hard against cancer and had the most wicked sence of humour!
She decideds months ago that we would play one of her favorate songs at the end of the service, Everybody Hurts by REM.
"Just the thought of everybody i know breaking down to a song about a traffic jam would be bloody marvelous!"
What at woman she were.
Liz Cole, missed by all. (1957 - 2006)
(Tue 16th May 2006, 9:42, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Daphne and Celeste "Oooh Stick You"
I had to listen to this on the phone while waiting to contest a parking ticket with Plymouth City Council. The b*stards kept me on hold for a whole hour with this sh*t on loop!
BTW...
To the 'person' at Plymouth City Council who decided that this 'tune' was perfect for callers to listen to when in a queue...
... I hope you DIE of Crippling Knob Rot!
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 13:23, More)
Daphne and Celeste "Oooh Stick You"
I had to listen to this on the phone while waiting to contest a parking ticket with Plymouth City Council. The b*stards kept me on hold for a whole hour with this sh*t on loop!
BTW...
To the 'person' at Plymouth City Council who decided that this 'tune' was perfect for callers to listen to when in a queue...
... I hope you DIE of Crippling Knob Rot!
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 13:23, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Drunken party at friends house...
Back in '99 i took my then girlfriend to a party at our mate charlotte's house. claire (girlfriend) gets a bit pissed and we head upstairs to test drive Charlotte's new bed. after a resounding performance on both our parts, we head back down to the party.
Claire now drinks a half bottle of vodka in one as a bet and passes out. Charlotte then spends all night trying to fet into my trousers.
i had never really thought of her that way and found that the situation was a little disturbing - WARNING! this is what absynthe does to your brain.
eventually i decline her offers and retire to claire's house where she thows up on me. two weeks later claire and i split as she turns out to be a controling and manipuative evil bitch. Charlotte however gets it on with her new friend and i'm left wondering what would have been.
she still flirted with me after this and even though i was sorely tested i managed to say no on all occations - some things are left better to the imagination.
leaving things to the imagination is my BIGGEST regret!
*Knob Joke Here*
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 16:27, More)
Drunken party at friends house...
Back in '99 i took my then girlfriend to a party at our mate charlotte's house. claire (girlfriend) gets a bit pissed and we head upstairs to test drive Charlotte's new bed. after a resounding performance on both our parts, we head back down to the party.
Claire now drinks a half bottle of vodka in one as a bet and passes out. Charlotte then spends all night trying to fet into my trousers.
i had never really thought of her that way and found that the situation was a little disturbing - WARNING! this is what absynthe does to your brain.
eventually i decline her offers and retire to claire's house where she thows up on me. two weeks later claire and i split as she turns out to be a controling and manipuative evil bitch. Charlotte however gets it on with her new friend and i'm left wondering what would have been.
she still flirted with me after this and even though i was sorely tested i managed to say no on all occations - some things are left better to the imagination.
leaving things to the imagination is my BIGGEST regret!
*Knob Joke Here*
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 16:27, More)