With apologies to electech...
...cause I done stole a source Otter!


(Sat 24th Mar 2007, 13:31, More)

Roobarb and Retard.
...tenuous pearoast for compo





(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 21:12, More)

It's not big and it's not clever...

(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 11:56, More)

...and these Squizzers are crap too!




(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 22:18, More)

I don't know what it is about this painting...
...it's like the eyes follow you around the room?


(Sat 23rd Apr 2005, 23:20, More)

Remove the pixelation...
...and it all seems a little more innocent somehow.



(Wed 19th Jan 2005, 23:24, More)

Home Secretaries 4 Justice

(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 23:52, More)

Just say NO!

(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 0:18, More)

I killed it yesterday...

(Fri 13th Aug 2004, 0:42, More)

Dance IKB my three inch clever friend...

(Sun 7th Mar 2004, 21:52, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:31, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

If I can be bothered...
I plan to invent a clock that is so small and portable that it will fit in to ones pocket - or when used in conjunction with a tiny belt or bracelet - could even be worn on ones wrist. Then when one is out and about, the time of day can be discerned by simply viewing ones own miniature portable timepiece. I propose to call my inventions the Pocketglance and the Wristglance.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 1:54, More)