» Breakin' The Law

POLICE CASH POINT
THE POLICE OFTEN SET UP A SPEED CAMARA OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. THIS IS VERY ANOYING AS THEY WILL STAND IN MY DRIVEWAY. LEMMONS. SO ONE DAY I THOUGHT A GOOD IDEAR IT WOULD BE TO SEE HOW MUCH NOTICE THEY WOULD TAKE IF I SET UP MY OWN. I STOULD OUT SIDE MY HOUSE WITH A HAIR DRYER AND A RIFLECTIVE JACKET AND WHEN A CAR CAME ALONG HELD IT UP AIMING AT THEM. ALL WAS GOOD FUN AND SOME FUNNY REACTIONS FROM MOTORISTS UNTILL IT STARTED TO GET DARK. AS I RAISED MY WEAPON OF CASH DISTRUCTION AT A CAR I REARLISED IT WAS MISTER PLOD HIMSELF. SHITING MY SELF WHEN HE STOPED HE ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DOING. I SAID I WAS JUST DRYING MY HAIR WHEN I HEARD A STRANGE NOISE OUTSIDE HE TOLD ME TO GO HOME FOR SOME REASON. PROBILY COS I HAVE A SKIN HEAD OR FOR BEING A DICK..... HAY HO.....
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 22:42, More)

» Dad Jokes

my dad ...
my dad tells a joke to my mates every time he comes home from the pub. the most recent was that he saw a man in the pub with a head the size of an orange and he couldent resist asking him why. the man replied that in his wifes will was three things he could have. any thing he wanted. he asked for lots of money a large house and with his wifes last ounces of strength .......how about a little head.

my mates think its funny i thought it was bad hay ho
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 20:58, More)