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Geordie Charvers again...
Travelling home from work on the Metro train system in Newcastle, we pulled into a busy Byker station, a classy place for sure. Two scabby schoolgirl charvers, about 14 years old, were messing about with the doors and making an annoyance of themselves, one got off and shouted to her rodent friend, "howay man, ya cunt!" rather loudly. I looked on in disgust, as two little old dears were sat right in front of me. Then one old lady says to the other, "Eeeeh, did yer hear that fuckin' language on that little shit?" - like I said, Byker - classy place!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 13:26, More)

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beadle...
Courtesy of my flatmate DOM, referring to disability aids with the beadle prefix, eg rails in toilets are beadle-rails, and the handle on a taxi driver's steering wheel is a 'beadle-wheel'
Also used instead of butter-fingers - 'you dropped your pint, fucking beadlehands!'
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 16:55, More)

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ugly birds
Credit for this goes to my buddy Kev, who has a rather precise insult - you'll all know the situation, - walking down the street with your mates, you see a rather fit bird in the distance and say phwoooarrr etc, then as she gets closer, she is in fact a proper grotbag and you're all a bit embarrassed at saying 'I would'etc. This particular type of trick-of-the-light, optical illusion minger can be referred to as a 'Stealth Moose'
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 13:15, More)