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» Jobsworths
Fucking Jobworths on Good Friday
Last good friday, I was in the moooood for a smattering of Fish and Chips (Well, cod bites actually). Me and my brother walked into a suspiciously empty looking chip shop on the outskirts of sunderland, at around 2 'o' clock.
"Two Lots of Cod Bites please" - Sez I
"I'm not cookin any more fish today", sez the woman behind the counter. "Yer can have Cheese patty, or a jumbo sausage and chips"
"What yer havin then???" she asks frustratingly impolitely
"Fuckall" sez I, and walked out to find "Another Fucking fish shop!"
Maybe I'd had a hard day :)
(Thu 12th May 2005, 16:16, More)
Fucking Jobworths on Good Friday
Last good friday, I was in the moooood for a smattering of Fish and Chips (Well, cod bites actually). Me and my brother walked into a suspiciously empty looking chip shop on the outskirts of sunderland, at around 2 'o' clock.
"Two Lots of Cod Bites please" - Sez I
"I'm not cookin any more fish today", sez the woman behind the counter. "Yer can have Cheese patty, or a jumbo sausage and chips"
"What yer havin then???" she asks frustratingly impolitely
"Fuckall" sez I, and walked out to find "Another Fucking fish shop!"
Maybe I'd had a hard day :)
(Thu 12th May 2005, 16:16, More)
» Breakin' The Law
a tale, of woe
I bought a new car two weeks ago, its a honda civic. The last bloke who owned it basically put half of a halfords store's worth of "accessories" on it, including a big, BIG exhaust.
I'd had it an hour before I got pulled over by the police for driving whilst using a mobile, AND having a light out. they would have done me for speeding, but didnt have any firm evidence. Luckily the policewoman had had the same job as me through university, she saw my situation and let me off without any points(just a fine).
And the next day what happens? My fucking employment agency ring me up and tell me i'n sacked! Oh and on further bad luck, since then ive crashed it...TWICE (once into another person)....
BALLS!
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 14:29, More)
a tale, of woe
I bought a new car two weeks ago, its a honda civic. The last bloke who owned it basically put half of a halfords store's worth of "accessories" on it, including a big, BIG exhaust.
I'd had it an hour before I got pulled over by the police for driving whilst using a mobile, AND having a light out. they would have done me for speeding, but didnt have any firm evidence. Luckily the policewoman had had the same job as me through university, she saw my situation and let me off without any points(just a fine).
And the next day what happens? My fucking employment agency ring me up and tell me i'n sacked! Oh and on further bad luck, since then ive crashed it...TWICE (once into another person)....
BALLS!
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 14:29, More)
» Look! It's me in the Local Paper
i was in the paper twice
For fucking my chin, by crashing off one of those fairground slides. I sued em good!
And also, for bing the youngest entrant in the "Sunderland Bath Race", which is a race, involving baths, funnily enough.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 10:19, More)
i was in the paper twice
For fucking my chin, by crashing off one of those fairground slides. I sued em good!
And also, for bing the youngest entrant in the "Sunderland Bath Race", which is a race, involving baths, funnily enough.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 10:19, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
OOOO! OOOOH!
Before the FA cup semi-finals between Sunderland and Milwall at old trafford the other week I saw Alex Ferguson, headed towards me(I was outside the VIP entrance)!
I promtly started the chant of "WHO ARE YA!", and he started mumbling swear words under his breath!, now that was rudeness!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 15:14, More)
OOOO! OOOOH!
Before the FA cup semi-finals between Sunderland and Milwall at old trafford the other week I saw Alex Ferguson, headed towards me(I was outside the VIP entrance)!
I promtly started the chant of "WHO ARE YA!", and he started mumbling swear words under his breath!, now that was rudeness!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 15:14, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
does anyone remeber that low quality british film...
from a few years back called "purely belter"??? I went to school with one of the main stars of that film.
Chris Beattie. He's a complete arsehole. Last time I saw him was two years ago, he was having a driving test, so i sat behind him in my car, repeatedly honking the horn whenever he was made to stop.
I eventually got bored, I hope he failed.
Oh and I repeatedly annoy ex "Byker Grove" cast members when I see them drinking in Newcastle or Sunderland by singing Ready2Rumble by P.J and Duncan, as they were then known!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 15:03, More)
does anyone remeber that low quality british film...
from a few years back called "purely belter"??? I went to school with one of the main stars of that film.
Chris Beattie. He's a complete arsehole. Last time I saw him was two years ago, he was having a driving test, so i sat behind him in my car, repeatedly honking the horn whenever he was made to stop.
I eventually got bored, I hope he failed.
Oh and I repeatedly annoy ex "Byker Grove" cast members when I see them drinking in Newcastle or Sunderland by singing Ready2Rumble by P.J and Duncan, as they were then known!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 15:03, More)