» Mix Tapes

Dildo
My ex was a bit of an arty psycho, so after I broke up with her she sent me a copy of the first Dido album (No Angel) with the songs about being miserable and alone highlighted.

I returned it with the songs about telling a partner to fuck off highlighted.
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 17:28, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Wipage
I don't feel ashamed telling anyone this, in fact I feel a certain pride.

About seven years ago, after drinking a heinous amount in the Leicester (luckily, it's the only time I've ever been there), I decided to wipe my man-snake on the driver's side door handle of a car.

But this wasn't just any car, it was a Ferrari. And it wasn't just any Ferrari - it belonged to Robbie Savage.

*Cue rough tackle jokes*
(Sun 15th Mar 2009, 17:05, More)

» Celebrities part II

While on the beers in Leicester in 2001....
....I wiped my knob of the driver's door handle of Robbie Savage's Ferrari.

At least, I was told it was his Ferrari.
(Sun 11th Oct 2009, 21:29, More)

» Insults

Pikeys
The pikeys in the town of Swanley are a stupid, lazy, horrible bunch.

Makes me wonder why they have a library, it's not like any of the fucko's can read.
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 17:37, More)

» Breakin' The Law

rugby
i got arrested a couple of years ago for rugby tackling a traffic bollard on exter high street.

it wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't been pissed and sing 'dayo' at the top of my voice.

also, if i hadn't so blatntly done it right in front of PC Bingham I might have been OK.
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 15:15, More)