» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Crazy Name, Crazy Lady
I came back to my student room to find my window had been smashed, my clothes slashed and anything that could be ripped up had been ripped up

To top things off nicely the words "you're so dumped honey love Nish xxx" had been triumphantly sprayed in two foot high letters across my wall

Such carnage is bad enough at the best of times, but even worse when the girl in question is not your girlfriend and had got the wrong fucking room. . .
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 16:11, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

Three years it cost me. . .
shagging that rabbit. Fuck you RSPCA!
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 17:41, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

I Shot Jill Dando. . .
. . for ignoring my letters
(Fri 14th May 2004, 12:05, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

My ex-girlfriend works for a local newspaper
in the Dorset town where I used to live. Everything was going swimmingly for us -we bought a house, a car, a rabbit- but for some reason she got all uppity when she caught me shagging around, and chucked me out.
Not content with making me homeless, she then ran a full page spread on male impotence and bedwetting in the paper's weekend lifestyle section, centred on a (totally falsified) interview with me that also listed my name, age, and place of work.
Naturally, the rest of the town (including my friends, family and work mates) thought this was hilarious, and when I rang the editor to complain he just burst out laughing and put the phone down.

I now live in Birmingham.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 21:42, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

You Know You're Getting Old. . .
when you take a cup of tea up to your son and he's wanking with his headphones on
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 14:17, More)