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» Food sabotage
food sabotage
Some years ago I had the misfortune to be romantically involved with control freak bloke. He worked shifts and was in the habit of turning up at all hours and eating the contents of my fridge. I made a pie out of dog food mince...spiced it up a bit, made it look nice with pastry from the depths of my freezer. When I got home from work it was gone...
He was unwell for quite some time.
I dumped him too.
(Fri 19th Sep 2008, 16:49, More)
food sabotage
Some years ago I had the misfortune to be romantically involved with control freak bloke. He worked shifts and was in the habit of turning up at all hours and eating the contents of my fridge. I made a pie out of dog food mince...spiced it up a bit, made it look nice with pastry from the depths of my freezer. When I got home from work it was gone...
He was unwell for quite some time.
I dumped him too.
(Fri 19th Sep 2008, 16:49, More)
» I just don't get it
I just dont get
The rules of tennis ( countless hours spent with tennis fans trying to explain them to me ) WHY? I don't even like the fookin game ....
How to read music ... countless hours spent with long suffering crusty music teacher ...still didn't sink in
Why blokes think they look good in white socks , black shoes and half mast combats.
Ferrero rocher choclates ( loose description ) more like rabbit shite rolled up in cheap cooking chocolate and rolled in sawdust...WHY?
Old people always give you their age 'next' birthday..and expect you to show admiration for them lasting so long draining the economy and blocking beds in hospitals.
Pimply teenagers that work in DIY stores and Telly shops who know fuck all about the stuff they sell you!
Rant over ......for now ..................
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 17:50, More)
I just dont get
The rules of tennis ( countless hours spent with tennis fans trying to explain them to me ) WHY? I don't even like the fookin game ....
How to read music ... countless hours spent with long suffering crusty music teacher ...still didn't sink in
Why blokes think they look good in white socks , black shoes and half mast combats.
Ferrero rocher choclates ( loose description ) more like rabbit shite rolled up in cheap cooking chocolate and rolled in sawdust...WHY?
Old people always give you their age 'next' birthday..and expect you to show admiration for them lasting so long draining the economy and blocking beds in hospitals.
Pimply teenagers that work in DIY stores and Telly shops who know fuck all about the stuff they sell you!
Rant over ......for now ..................
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 17:50, More)
» Shoddy Presents
worst present
A packet of rolo's not the big ones ..the ordinary ones ..wrapped up in Christmas paper from my husband ..the twat .. needless to say he is not my husband now ...He said he hadn't had enough time ...I said he had had a year same as every other fucker ...( sorry ..it still tips me over the edge of reason thinking about it )
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 17:41, More)
worst present
A packet of rolo's not the big ones ..the ordinary ones ..wrapped up in Christmas paper from my husband ..the twat .. needless to say he is not my husband now ...He said he hadn't had enough time ...I said he had had a year same as every other fucker ...( sorry ..it still tips me over the edge of reason thinking about it )
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 17:41, More)