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» The Police
So old
A friend of mine was picked up by the fuzz.
Although it wasn't as bad as the time she was swung round by the tits.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 19:28, More)
So old
A friend of mine was picked up by the fuzz.
Although it wasn't as bad as the time she was swung round by the tits.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 19:28, More)
» Teenage Poetry
How to write poetry
Think of a very shallow premise, and
write it down as a short title. Then write
the first sentence, breaking to a
new line after a few words so that, to the
unititiated, it looks a little like a stanza
Repeat, as each thought enters
your head.
Omit half of the punctuation but
instead add
additional emphasis
via one or two words alone on a line
Get sidetracked by the TV, the shininess of the
pixels on the computer, or simply forget the
overall purpose
and meaning of the work
Give up after three or four verses, and
go to the pub.
(Mon 15th Aug 2005, 17:30, More)
How to write poetry
Think of a very shallow premise, and
write it down as a short title. Then write
the first sentence, breaking to a
new line after a few words so that, to the
unititiated, it looks a little like a stanza
Repeat, as each thought enters
your head.
Omit half of the punctuation but
instead add
additional emphasis
via one or two words alone on a line
Get sidetracked by the TV, the shininess of the
pixels on the computer, or simply forget the
overall purpose
and meaning of the work
Give up after three or four verses, and
go to the pub.
(Mon 15th Aug 2005, 17:30, More)
» Teenage Poetry
I have many more of these. Someone shoot me now...
Hello Whisky
You're my friend
aren't you?
You'll never leave me
will you?
Oh shit.
The bottle's empty
(Mon 15th Aug 2005, 17:33, More)
I have many more of these. Someone shoot me now...
Hello Whisky
You're my friend
aren't you?
You'll never leave me
will you?
Oh shit.
The bottle's empty
(Mon 15th Aug 2005, 17:33, More)
» Teenage Poetry
Actually I think I was 27 when I wrote this.
Making fudge with mother
Mother always said
that I shouldn’t read those
nasty,
dirty books
by Sigmund Freud
At least not when I was
shagging her
up the arse
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 16:26, More)
Actually I think I was 27 when I wrote this.
Making fudge with mother
Mother always said
that I shouldn’t read those
nasty,
dirty books
by Sigmund Freud
At least not when I was
shagging her
up the arse
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 16:26, More)