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» Unexpected Good Fortune
A gap year in NewZealand.
While getting stoned in my friends cold house at 3am watching the ladder adverts on tv. We wake up at 3.30am to the house being broken into. without warning we are starring into the faces of two men dressed head to toe in black with balaclavas. one has a knife, the other holds a golf club. needless to say we shat ourselves and were rather baffled (due to miss mary-jane).. this is when they jump on us and start dry humping us. we realised it was two friends of my friend back from abroad without notice. we spent the night getting boozed at one of the guys half a million dollar apartments in the poshest area of new zealands capital. then he said 'move in'.
it was his parents house, the family were still abroad. rent free, a cinema room, heated floors and the sea on the other side of the road. still the strangest night of my life.
(Fri 15th Sep 2006, 8:35, More)
A gap year in NewZealand.
While getting stoned in my friends cold house at 3am watching the ladder adverts on tv. We wake up at 3.30am to the house being broken into. without warning we are starring into the faces of two men dressed head to toe in black with balaclavas. one has a knife, the other holds a golf club. needless to say we shat ourselves and were rather baffled (due to miss mary-jane).. this is when they jump on us and start dry humping us. we realised it was two friends of my friend back from abroad without notice. we spent the night getting boozed at one of the guys half a million dollar apartments in the poshest area of new zealands capital. then he said 'move in'.
it was his parents house, the family were still abroad. rent free, a cinema room, heated floors and the sea on the other side of the road. still the strangest night of my life.
(Fri 15th Sep 2006, 8:35, More)
» Pretentious bollocks
artfag london pub
A man dressed as a crab terribly drumming what he called 'abstract' while two hippies danced then stopped and laughed shyly at themselves followed by more 'dancing' - twunts.
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 18:43, More)
artfag london pub
A man dressed as a crab terribly drumming what he called 'abstract' while two hippies danced then stopped and laughed shyly at themselves followed by more 'dancing' - twunts.
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 18:43, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
alcohols whore
i needed a tenner to go to an 'all you can drink for 10 pound' night at some club but was pennyless after the pub.
i asked everyone that looked aproachable for a quid and managed to the full 10 20 mins before opening..then i kept going.
managed to get my chicken and chips afterwards and taxi home paid by doin this.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 11:44, More)
alcohols whore
i needed a tenner to go to an 'all you can drink for 10 pound' night at some club but was pennyless after the pub.
i asked everyone that looked aproachable for a quid and managed to the full 10 20 mins before opening..then i kept going.
managed to get my chicken and chips afterwards and taxi home paid by doin this.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 11:44, More)
» Stupid Tourists
while in new zealand..
..stupid tourists asked my friends how far it is to swim to austrailia.
For those who didn't know;
east coast oz is at least 3 hours by plane from nz.
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 19:35, More)
while in new zealand..
..stupid tourists asked my friends how far it is to swim to austrailia.
For those who didn't know;
east coast oz is at least 3 hours by plane from nz.
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 19:35, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
boooriiinnng.
but i enjoyed it:
2001-2002 new years eve/day to boyfriend of 8 months, stayed with him just under a year then went seperate ways. standered pain and little amount of blood. no regrets.
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 22:44, More)
boooriiinnng.
but i enjoyed it:
2001-2002 new years eve/day to boyfriend of 8 months, stayed with him just under a year then went seperate ways. standered pain and little amount of blood. no regrets.
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 22:44, More)