» School Sports Day

the bullied kid
aww man, too many memories. there was this bullied kid - badly dressed, smelly, sent into school in girls shoes by his mam! turns out when it's time for the mums race his ma was so deaf she didn't hear the starting gun go off and stood there perplexed as all the other parents fucking legged it. cut to stinky kid bawling his eyes out as everyone laughed at his mum. kids are bastards. makes me laugh and feel ashamed at the same time.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 22:33, More)

» School Sports Day

first sportsday as a dad.
eldest kid had her first sportsday last summer and it was fantastic. old favorites are still there - egg and spoon, sack race, etc. Obstacle race consisted of running 10 meters in a coppers helmet & feather boa whilst skipping a hula hoop. shame the paranoid fucks wont allow cameras/video cameras - nonce sence!
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 22:39, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

P@nk@th High School
1 - The guy who hid in a cupboard when the dad of the kid he'd called a 'jungle bunny' turned up in school
2 - The female teacher who was caught and photocopied, appearing in readers wives spread-eagle
3 - The female art teacher screwing 5th Years

fucking classic 80's education!!!
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 20:25, More)