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I'd prefere to leave this blank, therefore giving me a sense of mystery, however, i'm also worried that people will just think i cant be arsed - just about sums me up i guess
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» Old People Talk Bollocks
Crazy OAP's
I am one luck enough to have a fookin hilarious great uncle, who was brought up in the kind of environment where everyone said thing that are racist as fuck, whith no malicious intention at all.
Many a time in the supermarket we'd have the sheer pleasure of watching the look of shock cross peoples faces when he'd say something like
"you must think I came over on the last banana boat" to the black checkout girl.
One of my fondest memories of him is in a takeaway after the match when he said to the asian lad behind the counter;
"are you enjoying our country then?"
To which the lad said; "i'm english mate"
Old Unc then replied "Thats the spirit!"
Fuckin' pure comedy.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 17:44, More)
Crazy OAP's
I am one luck enough to have a fookin hilarious great uncle, who was brought up in the kind of environment where everyone said thing that are racist as fuck, whith no malicious intention at all.
Many a time in the supermarket we'd have the sheer pleasure of watching the look of shock cross peoples faces when he'd say something like
"you must think I came over on the last banana boat" to the black checkout girl.
One of my fondest memories of him is in a takeaway after the match when he said to the asian lad behind the counter;
"are you enjoying our country then?"
To which the lad said; "i'm english mate"
Old Unc then replied "Thats the spirit!"
Fuckin' pure comedy.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 17:44, More)
» Best Comebacks
touche part deux
another one from a film - cheech and chong's "Still Smokin" not one i've had a chance to use yet. This can be used in any situation when being given shit by a younger person:
just say "you'd better show me some more respect, I could be your dad you know"
To which hopefully they will reply
"you could be my dad?" and then start to laugh at you, in which case you can then say
"sure, i used to fuck buffalo".
One of my pesonal bests what used when being accused of being gay by some little scally on the bus. My retort was
"i'm not gay you little turd. Don't believe me? Just ask your mum, she'll tell you.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 13:37, More)
touche part deux
another one from a film - cheech and chong's "Still Smokin" not one i've had a chance to use yet. This can be used in any situation when being given shit by a younger person:
just say "you'd better show me some more respect, I could be your dad you know"
To which hopefully they will reply
"you could be my dad?" and then start to laugh at you, in which case you can then say
"sure, i used to fuck buffalo".
One of my pesonal bests what used when being accused of being gay by some little scally on the bus. My retort was
"i'm not gay you little turd. Don't believe me? Just ask your mum, she'll tell you.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 13:37, More)
» Slang Survey
More slang
Aeroplane blonde - a lady who'se blonde up top, but she's still got the black box.
The Hooded Warrior - one brave enough to still sport a mullet in the 21st century.
Hotel/motel - sly pufter dig i.e. HoMo
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 19:19, More)
More slang
Aeroplane blonde - a lady who'se blonde up top, but she's still got the black box.
The Hooded Warrior - one brave enough to still sport a mullet in the 21st century.
Hotel/motel - sly pufter dig i.e. HoMo
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 19:19, More)
» Best Comebacks
hmmm
more of an insult than a comback, but classy all the same
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:31, More)
hmmm
more of an insult than a comback, but classy all the same
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:31, More)
» Best Comebacks
mum bashing
I'm not usuakly a fan of the "yo mamma" jokes, but i heard a kid on the bus the other day come out with a fucking stormer!
He and his mate were sat there ripping each other, and his mate called his ma a slag, so he turns to him and says with a grin
"yeah, well your mum's so fat it takes to bus rides and a train to reach her good side"
Laugh? I nearly soiled myself!
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:27, More)
mum bashing
I'm not usuakly a fan of the "yo mamma" jokes, but i heard a kid on the bus the other day come out with a fucking stormer!
He and his mate were sat there ripping each other, and his mate called his ma a slag, so he turns to him and says with a grin
"yeah, well your mum's so fat it takes to bus rides and a train to reach her good side"
Laugh? I nearly soiled myself!
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:27, More)