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» Obscure Memorabilia
Famous sofa
My Aunt owns an especially long blue sofa that was used in 70s p0rn fims. I like to lie down on it and check down the back for any 'souvenirs'
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:15, More)
Famous sofa
My Aunt owns an especially long blue sofa that was used in 70s p0rn fims. I like to lie down on it and check down the back for any 'souvenirs'
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:15, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Justins
At skool we had a Justin Myers (My-arse)
At work we have a Justin Casey
I also met Tom Jones at the start of my new job. Failed to keep a straight face and got off on the wrong foot when I said that his name was 'not unusual'
Too easy
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:22, More)
Justins
At skool we had a Justin Myers (My-arse)
At work we have a Justin Casey
I also met Tom Jones at the start of my new job. Failed to keep a straight face and got off on the wrong foot when I said that his name was 'not unusual'
Too easy
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:22, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Guilty Pleasures
Definitely walking around the house naked. Except when the doorbell rings.. Will have to stop soon when the baby arrives. Don't want the CPS getting involved.
Scratching my arse, with the option of smelling my finger
Did I just think that or type that?
Too late
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 11:15, More)
Guilty Pleasures
Definitely walking around the house naked. Except when the doorbell rings.. Will have to stop soon when the baby arrives. Don't want the CPS getting involved.
Scratching my arse, with the option of smelling my finger
Did I just think that or type that?
Too late
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 11:15, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Ghostzilla
Thanks for the tip on using this stealth browser - fucking magic. Am now office swot.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 13:22, More)
Ghostzilla
Thanks for the tip on using this stealth browser - fucking magic. Am now office swot.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 13:22, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
Eastern European Pr0n
So I was on a stag-do in Prague sharing a hotel bedroom with two of my mates. On the first night I get in at about 6am to find them unconcious with the TV still on & set to hardcore euro-pr0n.
I went to bed and started to 'sleep' whilst cracking one off to the feast of free to air jud movies.
Next day my mate in the bed next to me mentioned casually that he found it quite difficult to sleep with the muffled sound of purposeful shuffling coming from my bed.
I had to buy lunch so that we can all take this to our grave.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 13:41, More)
Eastern European Pr0n
So I was on a stag-do in Prague sharing a hotel bedroom with two of my mates. On the first night I get in at about 6am to find them unconcious with the TV still on & set to hardcore euro-pr0n.
I went to bed and started to 'sleep' whilst cracking one off to the feast of free to air jud movies.
Next day my mate in the bed next to me mentioned casually that he found it quite difficult to sleep with the muffled sound of purposeful shuffling coming from my bed.
I had to buy lunch so that we can all take this to our grave.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 13:41, More)