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Am an OMGirl, no I won't sext you a pic of my bumhole
Lurks a lot, posts little.
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» Accidental innuendo
"Dad's got his nuts out "
These were the words I uttered one Christmas Day - I was around 13/14 and couldn't understand why my brothers were sniggering so much.
I was only letting everyone know that Dad had opened his jar of peanuts to snack on.....
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 13:00, More)
"Dad's got his nuts out "
These were the words I uttered one Christmas Day - I was around 13/14 and couldn't understand why my brothers were sniggering so much.
I was only letting everyone know that Dad had opened his jar of peanuts to snack on.....
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 13:00, More)
» Public Sex
Watford Heritage/history museum
is probably the riskiest place I've ever had sex...
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 13:53, More)
Watford Heritage/history museum
is probably the riskiest place I've ever had sex...
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 13:53, More)
» Siblings
I have 2 brothers, 1 sister, all older than me
When they were children, my eldest brother, G did the following to my other brother, R:
- Gave him razorblades to play with when R was about 4 months old
- Taught him to ride his bike at 15 months old, down a concrete staircase
- Almost taken his eye out with a plastic sword when they were about 5 & 4 respectively, then complained about sitting in the hospital while R was given stitches for the cut under his eye, as G should have been at a birthday party...
- Threw " a little stone" at R, resulting in more stitches across the top of R's head - we found out about 6 years ago it was actually half a brick!
- Pushed R into a doorframe, knocking him out and resulting in more stitches
R has done the followong to my sister, L:
- Chased her around the garden, where she fell on a rake and had to have stitches in the back of her head
- Slammed a door in her face, which caused her bottom teeth to come through her lip - more stitches
Things L has done to me:
- Gave me a box of chocolates for my 14th birthday, that my nephew had "tested" beforehand, leaving all the ones he didn't like in the box, complete with bite marks
- Once gave me a can of Pepsi for Christmas
(these were both joke presents, I got real ones afterwards!
G has not been injured by my siblings or I, and I have not been hurt by any of them, unless you count R holding me down on his 21st birthday (I was 14), and forcing me to smell his armpit...
(Mon 29th Dec 2008, 12:16, More)
I have 2 brothers, 1 sister, all older than me
When they were children, my eldest brother, G did the following to my other brother, R:
- Gave him razorblades to play with when R was about 4 months old
- Taught him to ride his bike at 15 months old, down a concrete staircase
- Almost taken his eye out with a plastic sword when they were about 5 & 4 respectively, then complained about sitting in the hospital while R was given stitches for the cut under his eye, as G should have been at a birthday party...
- Threw " a little stone" at R, resulting in more stitches across the top of R's head - we found out about 6 years ago it was actually half a brick!
- Pushed R into a doorframe, knocking him out and resulting in more stitches
R has done the followong to my sister, L:
- Chased her around the garden, where she fell on a rake and had to have stitches in the back of her head
- Slammed a door in her face, which caused her bottom teeth to come through her lip - more stitches
Things L has done to me:
- Gave me a box of chocolates for my 14th birthday, that my nephew had "tested" beforehand, leaving all the ones he didn't like in the box, complete with bite marks
- Once gave me a can of Pepsi for Christmas
(these were both joke presents, I got real ones afterwards!
G has not been injured by my siblings or I, and I have not been hurt by any of them, unless you count R holding me down on his 21st birthday (I was 14), and forcing me to smell his armpit...
(Mon 29th Dec 2008, 12:16, More)