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Am an OMGirl, 5 foot 2 and a half (the half is very important), no I won't sext you a pic of my bumhole

Lurks a lot, posts little.

GAZ me if you want to know anything else

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» Accidental innuendo

"Dad's got his nuts out "
These were the words I uttered one Christmas Day - I was around 13/14 and couldn't understand why my brothers were sniggering so much.

I was only letting everyone know that Dad had opened his jar of peanuts to snack on.....
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 13:00, More)

» Real-life slapstick

A friend pointed out the boy she fancied walking towards us on the other side of the road
Then tripped on an uneven paving slab, hidden by the fallen leaves of the trees, and landed flat on her face. And the boy had heard her saying she fancied him.
(Mon 25th Jan 2010, 14:13, More)

» Black Sheep

My Cousin
Who's inside for rape & murder
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 10:47, More)

» Pet Names

Just remembered
A friend bought a dog and called it Sol, after Sol Campbell. This was when he still played for Spurs.

About a week after getting the dog, Sol Campbell moved to Arsenal.

Dog was renamed Sol-d
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 12:54, More)

» Public Sex

Watford Heritage/history museum
is probably the riskiest place I've ever had sex...
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 13:53, More)
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