» World's Sickest Joke

What's Bin Laden's favourite receipe?
Big Apple Crumble
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:14, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Gall Bladders.
Oh yes.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 16:40, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Dumped.
Well, to add my little story to this thread - I was dumped by my (ex) boyfriend via txt message from the girl he was cheating with's phone... oh and she wrote the message too. He'd been cheating on me for a few weeks and decided to dump me by the wonderful SMS. Fucking bastard.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 18:38, More)

» Heckles

The League of Gentlemen, Birmingham NIA, 2005
As soon as Pauline walks onto stage I break into the heckle "DOLE SCUM!" to which she (!) replies, "Oh yeah? Well at I don't heckle your mom at work when she's on the street corners."


Fucking honoured.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 8:28, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Mr Paine.
In Year 11 we had a charming English teacher called Mr Paine. Apart from his "Stevie-Wonder-In-Oxfam" dress sense he was a cool guy... and a hardcore trekkie. He once came into school on None-Uniform day wearing his Star Trek costume. Priceless.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 18:28, More)