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» Your Revenge Stories
Dexterous incompetence
i was so unimpressed with the results of an undrpant pillaging session in my downstairs toilet, that I gave my right hand the sack.
I have rather spitefully employed my left hand in its place. My right hand is hurt to the very soul.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 14:13, More)
Dexterous incompetence
i was so unimpressed with the results of an undrpant pillaging session in my downstairs toilet, that I gave my right hand the sack.
I have rather spitefully employed my left hand in its place. My right hand is hurt to the very soul.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 14:13, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
bowel stimulator
anyway we were chatting about inventions and stuff and he said he was trying to patent an idea he had for a police weapon: Its a thingy that transmits a radio-frequency exactly that stimulates the bowels, causing them to churn violently and rendering the criminal useless as they crumple in a heap of their own shit.
haha
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:19, More)
bowel stimulator
anyway we were chatting about inventions and stuff and he said he was trying to patent an idea he had for a police weapon: Its a thingy that transmits a radio-frequency exactly that stimulates the bowels, causing them to churn violently and rendering the criminal useless as they crumple in a heap of their own shit.
haha
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 9:19, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Don't
Tape up a firework in a telephone directory and ignite it in a phonebox. Some loathsome burbery-type-wearing individual entertained himself with such practices recently in my area and was made public enemy number one on my local news. I can't believe the stupid reporter actually told everyone how to do it and then said it would be foolish to try repeating such an act of terrible danger!
...now where did i put the selotape?
(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 9:56, More)
Don't
Tape up a firework in a telephone directory and ignite it in a phonebox. Some loathsome burbery-type-wearing individual entertained himself with such practices recently in my area and was made public enemy number one on my local news. I can't believe the stupid reporter actually told everyone how to do it and then said it would be foolish to try repeating such an act of terrible danger!
...now where did i put the selotape?
(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 9:56, More)