Profile for AgeOwns:
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I can only assume that something I have just posted has either amused or aroused you and you want to check out whether my rather ambiguous moniker 'AgeOwns' belongs to a male or female and therefore decide upon your next course of action, is it to slap me on the back for a well considered comment on the board or flirt outrageously with me under the misguided assumption that it may actual lead to us trading bodily fluids at sometime in the near future.
...if your still interested.
I'm a male in my forties.... sorry.
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- a member for 20 years, 2 months and 17 days
- has posted 1181 messages on the main board
- (of which 3 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 3 messages on the talk board
- has posted 147 messages on the links board
- (including 27 links)
- has posted 5 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 36 pictures, 32 links, 0 talk posts, and 14 qotw answers.
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Why did you click on my username?
Why did you want to read my profile?
I can only assume that something I have just posted has either amused or aroused you and you want to check out whether my rather ambiguous moniker 'AgeOwns' belongs to a male or female and therefore decide upon your next course of action, is it to slap me on the back for a well considered comment on the board or flirt outrageously with me under the misguided assumption that it may actual lead to us trading bodily fluids at sometime in the near future.
...if your still interested.
I'm a male in my forties.... sorry.
Recent front page messages:
Inspired by an earlier post
click here to see the directors cut*
*1.5 Seconds of extra footage and an alternative ending, (well slightly).
Click here to see the matrix version
.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2004, 23:05, More)
click here to see the directors cut*
*1.5 Seconds of extra footage and an alternative ending, (well slightly).
Click here to see the matrix version
.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2004, 23:05, More)
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» I just don't get it
Google lightening fast searches
Check out this message i got when i searched for 'B3ta'...
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,580,000 for b3ta. (0.27 seconds)
Are you kidding me! 3 and a half million pages found in 0.27 seconds!!! It must have looked through thousands if not millions of times more pages than that just to find those. It took about 10 minutes to find a file searching my 80gb hard drive the other day... Their HD's must be well fast!
Google = Alien technology*
*probably
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 18:15, More)
Google lightening fast searches
Check out this message i got when i searched for 'B3ta'...
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,580,000 for b3ta. (0.27 seconds)
Are you kidding me! 3 and a half million pages found in 0.27 seconds!!! It must have looked through thousands if not millions of times more pages than that just to find those. It took about 10 minutes to find a file searching my 80gb hard drive the other day... Their HD's must be well fast!
Google = Alien technology*
*probably
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 18:15, More)
» I just don't get it
Slices of Lemon in Coca cola !!!!!!onehundredandeleven.
"You want lemon in your coke?"
"Yeah...Stick a fucking sausage in it too!"
SAY NO TO FRUIT AND VEG IN SOFT DRINKS!
T-shirts available soon
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 10:50, More)
Slices of Lemon in Coca cola !!!!!!onehundredandeleven.
"You want lemon in your coke?"
"Yeah...Stick a fucking sausage in it too!"
SAY NO TO FRUIT AND VEG IN SOFT DRINKS!
T-shirts available soon
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 10:50, More)
» Claims to Fame
I ironed the table cloths and shirts for....
a film called 'The Browning Version'. starring Matthew Modine and Alberty Finney in 1993. I even spoke to Matthew Modine on set (he was the captain in mephis belle)... He like the Bedford Rascal i was in and wanted one for driving around New York...he was eating red jelly.
You'd of thought after that job I'd be set for life...
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 21:48, More)
I ironed the table cloths and shirts for....
a film called 'The Browning Version'. starring Matthew Modine and Alberty Finney in 1993. I even spoke to Matthew Modine on set (he was the captain in mephis belle)... He like the Bedford Rascal i was in and wanted one for driving around New York...he was eating red jelly.
You'd of thought after that job I'd be set for life...
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 21:48, More)