Profile for Craig [Est. 1985]:
I have never owned a stick insect.
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I have never owned a stick insect.
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» Best Comebacks
To a big-ego boy.
Bounced into the room in his expensive new suit and hair do:
Ego-boy "So what do you think?"
Me "i didn't know you could get athletes face."
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 21:25, More)
To a big-ego boy.
Bounced into the room in his expensive new suit and hair do:
Ego-boy "So what do you think?"
Me "i didn't know you could get athletes face."
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 21:25, More)
» Claims to Fame
I once
trod upon the foot of Miniscule-Magician Paul Daniels. Lucky i didn't tred on his head, the rascal. I've also droppped a mini-scotch egg on the local Bishop (Not an inudendo)
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 12:09, More)
I once
trod upon the foot of Miniscule-Magician Paul Daniels. Lucky i didn't tred on his head, the rascal. I've also droppped a mini-scotch egg on the local Bishop (Not an inudendo)
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 12:09, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
mini scotch egg
I have a particular talent for saying wrong things to religious people.
The pinacle of my career came when i ended up at a finger buffet where the bishop of durham was also. mini scotch eggs being round, and paper plates being crap, my scotch egg rolled off and fell on the bishops foot. to which i propmptly ejaculated "jesus, i'm sorry"
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 17:42, More)
mini scotch egg
I have a particular talent for saying wrong things to religious people.
The pinacle of my career came when i ended up at a finger buffet where the bishop of durham was also. mini scotch eggs being round, and paper plates being crap, my scotch egg rolled off and fell on the bishops foot. to which i propmptly ejaculated "jesus, i'm sorry"
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 17:42, More)