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Sea Theme Fancy Dress Party
That was the title of the photocopy invitation card that was passed to me in the pub one Saturday afternoon .. I thought straight away YAAAAAAAR pirate outfit , but where am i going to find a fancy dress out fit i thought , its late Saturday afternoon .

I got home trying to find a garment to be creative with, but i had nothing but a stuff seal gull that came home with us from a wild drunked weekend in Margate, I knew that i had loads of black bin liners so i got the black duck tape out and wrap myself up in black bin liners and taped the now painted black sea gull to my shoulders, all i had to do was to black up my face and hey presto I'm a Oil Slick

I know from a distant I may have looked like a kinky version of the Mummy , well it got me into the party, but the outfit didn't last long , the back of the out fit melted when i got to near to the barbecue, so dont try this at home folks.
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 16:20, More)