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ello.
32, boy, hove.
my band
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» Weddings
Wet fucking Wet fucking Wet.
Got married to a lunatic (in a nice way) Polish girl a few years back, who turned into a bit of a Psycho.
Got married in the little registrars office in York, all very exiting, few friends and family etc.
Now, with a registry wedding, you don't get a rehearsal, so we turned up about 20 mins before the sevice and they talked us through what we should do, when to enter the room etc.
The lovely lady asked us if we'd like a bit of music in the background as we walked up the isle, and me, thinking it would be nice not to walk up in silence, said aye.
The registrar instructed us to stand outside the door, and wait for everyone to be seated, and then walk in when we heard the music.
So, me and the looney are standing outside, when all we hear is:
"I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes..."
I very was fucking apopletic with rage, but there was nothing I could do about it.
I got married to the strains of Wet fucking Wet fucking Wet, singing the theme from Fucking Four Weddings and a Cunting Funeral.
Should've know that the marriage was doomed from then on.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 16:01, More)
Wet fucking Wet fucking Wet.
Got married to a lunatic (in a nice way) Polish girl a few years back, who turned into a bit of a Psycho.
Got married in the little registrars office in York, all very exiting, few friends and family etc.
Now, with a registry wedding, you don't get a rehearsal, so we turned up about 20 mins before the sevice and they talked us through what we should do, when to enter the room etc.
The lovely lady asked us if we'd like a bit of music in the background as we walked up the isle, and me, thinking it would be nice not to walk up in silence, said aye.
The registrar instructed us to stand outside the door, and wait for everyone to be seated, and then walk in when we heard the music.
So, me and the looney are standing outside, when all we hear is:
"I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes..."
I very was fucking apopletic with rage, but there was nothing I could do about it.
I got married to the strains of Wet fucking Wet fucking Wet, singing the theme from Fucking Four Weddings and a Cunting Funeral.
Should've know that the marriage was doomed from then on.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 16:01, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
a sign in a pub toilet:
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Please do not put cigarettes in the urinal.
Biro:
As it makes them soggy and hard to light.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 23:12, More)
a sign in a pub toilet:
.
Please do not put cigarettes in the urinal.
Biro:
As it makes them soggy and hard to light.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 23:12, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Friend of mine
knew a couple of backwater hick brothers. One day they'd had a fight, and the older got hit in the head with an axe. He lived, and proceded to shoot his little brother in the eye with an airgun.
They were henceforth known as Cyclops and Denthead.
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 16:33, More)
Friend of mine
knew a couple of backwater hick brothers. One day they'd had a fight, and the older got hit in the head with an axe. He lived, and proceded to shoot his little brother in the eye with an airgun.
They were henceforth known as Cyclops and Denthead.
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 16:33, More)
» Dentists
Polish Dentist
I used to go out with a Polish lass, and got tooth-rot when i was over there. I've got pretty spacky teeth and have spent lots of painful days at various dental surgeries over the years, and am therefore a bit nervous about going.
This was not helped when she sterilised the scraper wotsit with a cheap fag lighter.
(Sun 5th Nov 2006, 20:09, More)
Polish Dentist
I used to go out with a Polish lass, and got tooth-rot when i was over there. I've got pretty spacky teeth and have spent lots of painful days at various dental surgeries over the years, and am therefore a bit nervous about going.
This was not helped when she sterilised the scraper wotsit with a cheap fag lighter.
(Sun 5th Nov 2006, 20:09, More)