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That's one cheesy pastry
100% pure cheesiness
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 9:16, More)

Here is
a little diorama I made at work using a plastic Tango man, a baby wet wipe for his turban and fluff lovingly gathered from my PC's fan for his beard.


(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 10:02, More)

The secret of Saddam's strength

(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 9:09, More)

Oh the huge manatee!
Sorry if its been done.


(Wed 11th Sep 2002, 19:59, More)

New breed of small yappy dog

(Wed 17th Apr 2002, 14:30, More)

Reincarnation of Princess Di?

(Wed 17th Apr 2002, 14:27, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

I'm 35
and things that tell you you're getting old:

You use phrases that your dad uses
You can't recall every meal you've had in the last 48 hours
It gets harder to find a decent pair of slippers
You were there when retro was the future
TV presenters are younger than you
You say "you're only as young as you feel" with alarming regularity
You remember when Top of the Pops was presented by Radio 1 DJs and they played decent music
If you fancy someone in their late teens you're considered a pervert
Colleagues say how they'd hate to be in their 30s
You actually look forward to going to bed - to sleep
You remember famous bands that nobody younger than you has heard of
My wife had her 50th birthday last year (no, really)
(Sun 31st Oct 2004, 22:26, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

After a Xmas knees up
Didn't happen to me but a mate at work. We went out on a Friday evening a couple of weeks ago for a departmental night out. The lot of us got totally bladdered as you'd expect but my mate, who is a legend in the partying hard department, woke up Saturday morning in the dark, in a disabled toilet of a company he'd never been to and had no idea how he got there! He tried to get out the front door of the offices but it was locked so he ended up phoning the maintenance guy after looking the number up at their reception. Even said their security was a bit lax.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 20:10, More)

» Beautiful Moments

On honeymoon
in San Simeon, California. Lying in bed with my wife in my arms, a log fire in the corner with its flickering light reflecting off the ceiling and the sound of the waves lapping at the nearby beach.
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 14:02, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I've got
several bits from a blown up Boeing 747 that was used to trial different baggage containers.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 8:36, More)

» Local Nutters

One night on the Docklands Light Railway
A packed train on a Friday. Everything was normal on the trip to the Isle of Dogs. Suddenly one bloke I'd noticed, who was finely dressed launched into 'a nightingale sang in Berkley Square'. Obviously a trained singer but he kept everyone entertained with similar songs. Just before he got off at the London Arena he said 'Remember everyone, Friday night is music night' and with gusto started singing land of hope and glory!
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 14:00, More)
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