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electrician.
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my e-mail and MSN address is my username (without any of the extra bits) at gmail dot com.

And i'm known as parttimedogfish pretty much anywhere, including on ps3.
Feel free to contact me.




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» Cringe!

my brother told the joke
"what's the only thing harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My cock when I'm doing it"
In the pub. To our mum.
(Thu 27th Nov 2008, 20:10, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Whenever I see a goose, or especially if I see a gaggle of them
I start honking like one.
This is amusing on long car journeys or walks in the countryside, but not long ago I was driving on my own through the Yorkshire Dales and espied a field full of geeses. I had driven about 3 miles before I thought to myself what the FUCK are you doing? before carrying on for the next mile or so.
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
(Mon 21st Sep 2009, 18:26, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

My mother's friend's dad died
so the arrangements were all carried out, the coffin was bought, flowers were arranged, and music was chosen to be played as the coffin was lowered in.
This caused a problem.

The dead guy's widow arranged to have the music from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (everything I do) played as the coffin was lowered. But the funeral director obviously wasn't listening, so as the coffin was being lowered into the grave, all of a sudden everyone hears "Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen..." and starts rolling around on the floor laughing.
The funeral director thought it was a bit of an odd choice...
(Thu 11th May 2006, 23:49, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

b3tans.

(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 11:21, More)