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this, for some reason, really pleases me:
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» Biggest Sexual Regret
Being too drunk
to really enjoy the only threesome I've ever been a part of. I just watched them get on with it while I stood there with the 'droop. Man, that was rubbish.
(Thu 8th Dec 2011, 17:58, More)
Being too drunk
to really enjoy the only threesome I've ever been a part of. I just watched them get on with it while I stood there with the 'droop. Man, that was rubbish.
(Thu 8th Dec 2011, 17:58, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
and another thing
I have colleagues that pronounce "hydraulics", hy-DRAW-lics. really annoys me for some reason.
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 12:28, More)
and another thing
I have colleagues that pronounce "hydraulics", hy-DRAW-lics. really annoys me for some reason.
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 12:28, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
I had a girlfriend once
who used to repeat and slow down the end of sentences for emphasis, like this:
"...and I really didn't like that. rrrrrreally didn't like that."
or
"...oh that is so bad. soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad."
AAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 12:26, More)
I had a girlfriend once
who used to repeat and slow down the end of sentences for emphasis, like this:
"...and I really didn't like that. rrrrrreally didn't like that."
or
"...oh that is so bad. soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad."
AAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 12:26, More)
» My most gullible moment
Many, many gullible youngsters join the Navy
or so I hear, and are oft caught out by...
...being sent down to stores for a long weight(wait) (the storemen being happy to oblige, as they disappear round the back for a brew).
...being given a torch and told to recharge all the glow in the dark panels in the floor, on the walls etc that guide people to fire exits.
...being told to look out for the "golden rivet", bearing an inscription of the ship's birthday, which is hidden somewhere on board. Find it and the Captain personally congratulates you, obviously.
(disclaimer: i am not in the military and certainly wouldn't fall for any of the above even if i was so don't get the wrong idea and try to bomb me or something mr terrorist, thank you)
(Thu 21st Aug 2008, 20:51, More)
Many, many gullible youngsters join the Navy
or so I hear, and are oft caught out by...
...being sent down to stores for a long weight(wait) (the storemen being happy to oblige, as they disappear round the back for a brew).
...being given a torch and told to recharge all the glow in the dark panels in the floor, on the walls etc that guide people to fire exits.
...being told to look out for the "golden rivet", bearing an inscription of the ship's birthday, which is hidden somewhere on board. Find it and the Captain personally congratulates you, obviously.
(disclaimer: i am not in the military and certainly wouldn't fall for any of the above even if i was so don't get the wrong idea and try to bomb me or something mr terrorist, thank you)
(Thu 21st Aug 2008, 20:51, More)