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» Pet Names
Have you heard the one about...
...the ferret and the cat? Well, one of my housemates at uni had a ferret which she called "MacGyver Dykerhoffen" at my bequest. 'MacGyver' because it, like many pets, had a nasty knack of escaping (it couldnt make lock-picks out of lightbulbs or anything, but it was only a marmot for fucks sake), and 'Dykerhoffen' because this was a word my friends and I had created to describe females whom we didnt like, of which my housemate was one. This way I could slyly insult her without her knowing.
Also, a middle-aged lady I used to work with at a homeopathic clinic had a cat called Triangle.
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 2:22, More)
Have you heard the one about...
...the ferret and the cat? Well, one of my housemates at uni had a ferret which she called "MacGyver Dykerhoffen" at my bequest. 'MacGyver' because it, like many pets, had a nasty knack of escaping (it couldnt make lock-picks out of lightbulbs or anything, but it was only a marmot for fucks sake), and 'Dykerhoffen' because this was a word my friends and I had created to describe females whom we didnt like, of which my housemate was one. This way I could slyly insult her without her knowing.
Also, a middle-aged lady I used to work with at a homeopathic clinic had a cat called Triangle.
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 2:22, More)