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When you give a man a fire, you keep him warm for the rest of the night.
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When you give a man a fire, you keep him warm for the rest of the night.
When you set a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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» My Worst Date
Went to this club called platinum
blind date, mith the friend of my friend's girlfriend. Turned out she's alcoholic. And she vomited on me while we were taking her home.I also had to drag her back to her apartment(she be hefty)take her to the toilet and carry her to her bed(she be hefty).I think she also has herpes. I hate clubs. and clubbers. Fuck you all.
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 4:11, More)
Went to this club called platinum
blind date, mith the friend of my friend's girlfriend. Turned out she's alcoholic. And she vomited on me while we were taking her home.I also had to drag her back to her apartment(she be hefty)take her to the toilet and carry her to her bed(she be hefty).I think she also has herpes. I hate clubs. and clubbers. Fuck you all.
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 4:11, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
Booze
In a Bristol pub, I proceeded to try rum.
In about 3 quarters of an hour, me and my 2 mates finished a bottle. Needless to say we were hammered. We were then introduced by our boss at the time to his niece. She joined in the fun after he went to piss(well thats what he said cos he didnt come back for a while). We struck up inebriated conversation and eventually stumbled our way to their car. She surpised me pleasantly when she removed her jeans and allowed me to engage in cunnilingus, which she seemed to enjoy, by the way. She surprised me even more when she suddenly pissed in my mouth. I dont think girlyjuice is that hot. Or that yellow. Not exactly what I call erotic.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 5:07, More)
Booze
In a Bristol pub, I proceeded to try rum.
In about 3 quarters of an hour, me and my 2 mates finished a bottle. Needless to say we were hammered. We were then introduced by our boss at the time to his niece. She joined in the fun after he went to piss(well thats what he said cos he didnt come back for a while). We struck up inebriated conversation and eventually stumbled our way to their car. She surpised me pleasantly when she removed her jeans and allowed me to engage in cunnilingus, which she seemed to enjoy, by the way. She surprised me even more when she suddenly pissed in my mouth. I dont think girlyjuice is that hot. Or that yellow. Not exactly what I call erotic.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 5:07, More)
» Beautiful Moments
She is a singer
She sang, and I played. I looked at her, and for a moment there was no difference between us.
Unfortunately, she didn't feel the same.
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 21:51, More)
She is a singer
She sang, and I played. I looked at her, and for a moment there was no difference between us.
Unfortunately, she didn't feel the same.
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 21:51, More)
» Near Death Experiences
I was 12, a jolly wee stripling
playing cricket in my yard with my neighbour. He hits the ball out of the yard into the road, which is a corner coming down the hill.
I run out into the road, jolly, wee and a bit naive, just as some old farmer brown type comes speeding around the corner and knocks me into the drain at the side of the road. My sid was split open, my kidneys were leaking out, and the bastard old drunk comes out of his car leans over the ditch and offers me 120quid to stay silent about the incident. That, I think, was when my cynicism truly began.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 9:58, More)
I was 12, a jolly wee stripling
playing cricket in my yard with my neighbour. He hits the ball out of the yard into the road, which is a corner coming down the hill.
I run out into the road, jolly, wee and a bit naive, just as some old farmer brown type comes speeding around the corner and knocks me into the drain at the side of the road. My sid was split open, my kidneys were leaking out, and the bastard old drunk comes out of his car leans over the ditch and offers me 120quid to stay silent about the incident. That, I think, was when my cynicism truly began.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 9:58, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
When we were
working in Newcastle, our supervisor was a girl. Nothing wrong with that. She graduated fron UC and felt that she attained perfection.
Bitch. She flirted and led on mercilessly, esp with a few of the programmer guys who have only seen their mothers genitalia when they were coming out of it. A few things went wrong with the project and she claimed to have enough clout to not only to have us fired, but to have our company fire us. Esp the same programmer guys she fucked up. Bitch. My buddy Dave and his brother Guy took decided this couldnt stand. So we went out with her and a few other office rats to some grill place and we proceeded to get her drunk. ( I always seem to do that with Dave) We went back to his house and got her to do some very rowdy things, i.e. along the lines of sexual perversion. Lets just say that I didnt know the female human body was that flexible, and I am not sitting at the dining table ever again. Of course we took pics to make sure she didnt follow through on her claims. She actually broke down and cried. Bitch.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 21:23, More)
When we were
working in Newcastle, our supervisor was a girl. Nothing wrong with that. She graduated fron UC and felt that she attained perfection.
Bitch. She flirted and led on mercilessly, esp with a few of the programmer guys who have only seen their mothers genitalia when they were coming out of it. A few things went wrong with the project and she claimed to have enough clout to not only to have us fired, but to have our company fire us. Esp the same programmer guys she fucked up. Bitch. My buddy Dave and his brother Guy took decided this couldnt stand. So we went out with her and a few other office rats to some grill place and we proceeded to get her drunk. ( I always seem to do that with Dave) We went back to his house and got her to do some very rowdy things, i.e. along the lines of sexual perversion. Lets just say that I didnt know the female human body was that flexible, and I am not sitting at the dining table ever again. Of course we took pics to make sure she didnt follow through on her claims. She actually broke down and cried. Bitch.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 21:23, More)