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DIAZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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» Impromptu Games You Play

burt reynolds
when you're having a conversation with someone, try to get them to say WHO? Then you come back with BURT REYNOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 20:36, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

just thought of more
first one works real good in spanish class. it's called "Mr. Diaz". when someone says diez or anything that sounds like diaz, you just look at them and say DIAZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!

another one is "The Bottle Game". you need an empty gatorade bottle with cap. just drop the bottle on a table or something from a couple inches up and try to get the bottle to land cap side up.
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 20:45, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I EHAV TEH UPLAOD COPDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
last week i was going through some old stuff and found a rubber grip for some crutches. I was bored, so i soaked it in gas and put dry grass in it to make it funtabulous. After i lit it though, it started dripping flaming drops all over the place. i ran to throw in in the road, but the grip dripped all over the front yard w/o me knowing. I got the fire out, and when i turned around, over half of my yard was on fire.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 20:42, More)