» Out of my depth

Heart full, mind empty
In middle school, I entered the Chorus, more to get out of gym than anything. The GOOD singers were put into a smaller group called "Mixed Chorus". Needless to say, I wasn't in that rarified group. So why (O Gaawwwd WHY?) during our 1st public exhibition, did I shamble out of my place when the teacher called, "Mixed Chorus will now perform." Five, maybe six minutes of standing w/ the Mixed group, in front of parents, in dead silence, wondering when we were going to sing; then a still small voice besides me said, "Colin, you're not in Mixed Chorus." Sudden realization. Stumbled out the door and walked home. Still have nightmares, except now I'm naked.
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 19:25, More)

» Sexual fetishes

Not shamed, just embarassed
Doing my 3-times-a-century cleaning when I noticed I have 50 dvds, 20 old videos, and 200 old magazines of women's wrestling and bodybuilding. I have to clean up more often.
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 23:16, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Bought it while drunk
I like beer, and I like chocolate. so chocolate (unfuckinsweetened, mind you) beer seemed like a good idea. My gag reflex was the only thing that saved me from laughing at the ground the rest of the night. Damn you, Sam Addams!
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 16:58, More)

» Common

Cell Phones
O GAWD I'm getting old, but when I ride public transport I do not want to hear:
A family screaming match.
An pensioner describing her medical symptoms, down to the exact color of the pus coming out.
A rundown of the soap-opera between you and your babymama/daddy.
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 21:58, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Big butch women fighting
Uh-- not fighting ME, just each other. Like it better when they stop fighting me, actually.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 19:40, More)