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» Teenage Poetry
Haiku
writing haikus is
easy. You just stop at the
seventeenth syllab
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 19:15, More)
Haiku
writing haikus is
easy. You just stop at the
seventeenth syllab
(Sat 13th Aug 2005, 19:15, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Escalator Chase
Go into a small shopping mall with a couple of escalators. Hagning a coat over your arm or leaving your bag open is sure to attract the attention of security. Get as high up in the shop as you can, then dive into a shop, dive out again and run as fast as you can through the building as your 'getaway' preferably go the wrong way down the escalators, or at the very least push grannies and people with pushchairs out of your way. Suddenly security guards appear from everywhere and chase you for no reason. Stop the very second you get outside the door, and watch them all pile up behind you. Great fun.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:03, More)
Escalator Chase
Go into a small shopping mall with a couple of escalators. Hagning a coat over your arm or leaving your bag open is sure to attract the attention of security. Get as high up in the shop as you can, then dive into a shop, dive out again and run as fast as you can through the building as your 'getaway' preferably go the wrong way down the escalators, or at the very least push grannies and people with pushchairs out of your way. Suddenly security guards appear from everywhere and chase you for no reason. Stop the very second you get outside the door, and watch them all pile up behind you. Great fun.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:03, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Oh yeah, And Condiment Challenge
Which involves pub lunch. It's very like the rizla game where you have a famous person's name stuck to your hed, except in this case it is the name of a pub sauce [ketchup, mustard, vinegar etc.] Each player has to guess whatt condiment they are by means of asking questions like 'what car do I drive?' and 'what's my favourite smell'. Most point are won by guessing your condiment using the most apparently irrelevant or made up information. Surreal in the extreme, and genuinely unnerving when you discover that youcan get quite good at it.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:16, More)
Oh yeah, And Condiment Challenge
Which involves pub lunch. It's very like the rizla game where you have a famous person's name stuck to your hed, except in this case it is the name of a pub sauce [ketchup, mustard, vinegar etc.] Each player has to guess whatt condiment they are by means of asking questions like 'what car do I drive?' and 'what's my favourite smell'. Most point are won by guessing your condiment using the most apparently irrelevant or made up information. Surreal in the extreme, and genuinely unnerving when you discover that youcan get quite good at it.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 15:16, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Olympic Temperance Training
Select the least relaxed of your friends. Proceed to coach them in calmness, ready for the winter olympics in a few years time.This is done by sitting them down and standing facing their side. Place one hand on the back of their head, and whack them gently but repeatedly on the forehead with the palm of your other hand, counting how many times you do it until they stop you or try to run away. Tell them you'll give up if they get to thrity, or some other number higher than their last attempt. If you've ground them down enough they'll believe you.
It can be even more fun if you slap very fast and count very slow. The outraged shouting is satisfying.
p.s. if they swing with they're left, duck to the right.
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 16:31, More)
Olympic Temperance Training
Select the least relaxed of your friends. Proceed to coach them in calmness, ready for the winter olympics in a few years time.This is done by sitting them down and standing facing their side. Place one hand on the back of their head, and whack them gently but repeatedly on the forehead with the palm of your other hand, counting how many times you do it until they stop you or try to run away. Tell them you'll give up if they get to thrity, or some other number higher than their last attempt. If you've ground them down enough they'll believe you.
It can be even more fun if you slap very fast and count very slow. The outraged shouting is satisfying.
p.s. if they swing with they're left, duck to the right.
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 16:31, More)