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Arrogant, self-opinionated, over-inflated sense of self-worth, egotistical, abrasive. That's me.
I'd try to improve, but I doubt it's possible.
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» Ripped Off
Hmm
I keep paying all this money to this group of geezers. I have no choice really, they'll do pretty horrible things to me if I don't. You could say that it's demanding money with menaces, and this lot have big menaces let me tell you.
I am told that the money they are taking is for my own good, that they'll see it all gets to the right right people and that, by forking over to them, I am helping the community at large (not that I can see jack shit of a difference).
And who are these people? The Government, namely Labour. The cunts. 30%+ if my wage goes to funding illegal wars, torture, white elephants like the Olympics, back-handers to the private sector, bribes to foreign leaders, vast sums to feckless wasters who can't be fucked to get a job, the EU, PFI/PPP and Christ knows what else the twats are getting away with.
THAT my friends, is a rip off.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 20:06, More)
Hmm
I keep paying all this money to this group of geezers. I have no choice really, they'll do pretty horrible things to me if I don't. You could say that it's demanding money with menaces, and this lot have big menaces let me tell you.
I am told that the money they are taking is for my own good, that they'll see it all gets to the right right people and that, by forking over to them, I am helping the community at large (not that I can see jack shit of a difference).
And who are these people? The Government, namely Labour. The cunts. 30%+ if my wage goes to funding illegal wars, torture, white elephants like the Olympics, back-handers to the private sector, bribes to foreign leaders, vast sums to feckless wasters who can't be fucked to get a job, the EU, PFI/PPP and Christ knows what else the twats are getting away with.
THAT my friends, is a rip off.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 20:06, More)
» Political Correctness Gone Mad
We are banned from useing the word...
..."abort". As in to "Abort the transaction" or "Abort the install".
Apparently "abort" is offensive to Americans as it reminds them of "abortion".
Sheesh.
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 16:17, More)
We are banned from useing the word...
..."abort". As in to "Abort the transaction" or "Abort the install".
Apparently "abort" is offensive to Americans as it reminds them of "abortion".
Sheesh.
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 16:17, More)
» Mugged
Not my story, but friends'
Many years ago we had a little tradition in our club. After the Saturday class we'd all troop off to the pub and either get mashed there or wander further off for a meal.
This was going to be a meal and after a few beers and couple of the guys decided to dump their stuff before joining us for the meal. So off they troop across the park (a shortcut).
This must have been about 1800 in the Autumn. Not day time, but certainly not dark. Unfortunately they were accosted by 12 blokes who probably assumed they pair were shirt-lifters (this was a few years ago and the park was rife for cottaging and gay-bashing).
Unfortunately for the 12 blokes concerned (and one in particular) the pair weren't out cottaging; they were on their way to dump their kit in a flat.
Said kit being a variety of heavy wooden training weapons and the pair being dans grades in a few arts.
The 12 encircled the pair and the more experienced of the two realised that things weren't going to be pleasant, so decided to fight rather than try to flee. The first one of the 12 to get close had his face stoved in for his troubles with some stout oak and, facing two rather angry (armed) men, with one of their compatriots face down in the dirt screaming in pain; the rest legged it.
Morals of the story:
- Crime does not pay.
- People carrying fishing bags are not alway fishermen.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 17:33, More)
Not my story, but friends'
Many years ago we had a little tradition in our club. After the Saturday class we'd all troop off to the pub and either get mashed there or wander further off for a meal.
This was going to be a meal and after a few beers and couple of the guys decided to dump their stuff before joining us for the meal. So off they troop across the park (a shortcut).
This must have been about 1800 in the Autumn. Not day time, but certainly not dark. Unfortunately they were accosted by 12 blokes who probably assumed they pair were shirt-lifters (this was a few years ago and the park was rife for cottaging and gay-bashing).
Unfortunately for the 12 blokes concerned (and one in particular) the pair weren't out cottaging; they were on their way to dump their kit in a flat.
Said kit being a variety of heavy wooden training weapons and the pair being dans grades in a few arts.
The 12 encircled the pair and the more experienced of the two realised that things weren't going to be pleasant, so decided to fight rather than try to flee. The first one of the 12 to get close had his face stoved in for his troubles with some stout oak and, facing two rather angry (armed) men, with one of their compatriots face down in the dirt screaming in pain; the rest legged it.
Morals of the story:
- Crime does not pay.
- People carrying fishing bags are not alway fishermen.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 17:33, More)
» Pet Peeves
A few things
1) Gormless idiots who, for no reason a sentient being can fathom, randomly stop in the middle of the pavement to chat/fart/dribble/whatever.
2) Gormless idiots who hog the middle or outer lanes, use a mobile whilst driving or tailgate.
3) Gormless idiots who break the speed limit, get caught, then blame the camera. Take some personal responsibility you fucktards.
4) Gormless idiots who forward me chain letter (usually racist or virus warnings) without out first engaging their brain and checking it out. And these are the same gormless idiots who get all huffy when I point out what a monumental shithead they have just been.
5) Gormless idiots who are too thick to secure the PC against being a drone in a bot-net. If you cannot do this one, simple thing; then you are too retarded to own a PC and should be banned from using them for life.
6) *nix fanbois. Too elitist and up-themselves to understand that, no matter how good *nix may be, it is still not ready for the neophyte home user. If these intellectual cuntbubbles are so smart, why don't they help out *nix by writing some documentation in plain English (or other language, just not fucking Klingon) and making sure it is easy to find? My guess is that they're all probably too busy beating themselves off over their latest bash script.
7) Mac fanbois, for reasons similar to the above.
8) Gormless idiots who can't tell the difference between a "fanboi" and a normal user.
9) Gormless idiots who moan about not having voted Brown in. They simply do not understand how the political system works in this country and are just too plain dumb to vote.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:13, More)
A few things
1) Gormless idiots who, for no reason a sentient being can fathom, randomly stop in the middle of the pavement to chat/fart/dribble/whatever.
2) Gormless idiots who hog the middle or outer lanes, use a mobile whilst driving or tailgate.
3) Gormless idiots who break the speed limit, get caught, then blame the camera. Take some personal responsibility you fucktards.
4) Gormless idiots who forward me chain letter (usually racist or virus warnings) without out first engaging their brain and checking it out. And these are the same gormless idiots who get all huffy when I point out what a monumental shithead they have just been.
5) Gormless idiots who are too thick to secure the PC against being a drone in a bot-net. If you cannot do this one, simple thing; then you are too retarded to own a PC and should be banned from using them for life.
6) *nix fanbois. Too elitist and up-themselves to understand that, no matter how good *nix may be, it is still not ready for the neophyte home user. If these intellectual cuntbubbles are so smart, why don't they help out *nix by writing some documentation in plain English (or other language, just not fucking Klingon) and making sure it is easy to find? My guess is that they're all probably too busy beating themselves off over their latest bash script.
7) Mac fanbois, for reasons similar to the above.
8) Gormless idiots who can't tell the difference between a "fanboi" and a normal user.
9) Gormless idiots who moan about not having voted Brown in. They simply do not understand how the political system works in this country and are just too plain dumb to vote.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:13, More)
» Road Rage
katanax
Similar story
Guy cuts up biker, biker toots horn, guy leaps out incandesant with rage, punches biker in face, biker bursts out laughing as guy falls to floor with broken hand.
Biker still had full-face helmet on.
(Read the story in "Bike" or "RiDE" a while back)
(Wed 18th Oct 2006, 18:19, More)
katanax
Similar story
Guy cuts up biker, biker toots horn, guy leaps out incandesant with rage, punches biker in face, biker bursts out laughing as guy falls to floor with broken hand.
Biker still had full-face helmet on.
(Read the story in "Bike" or "RiDE" a while back)
(Wed 18th Oct 2006, 18:19, More)