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» Ignorance
I work in an FE College...
... and a colleague and I were working together on the help desk in the computer suite.
A student rolled up and asked us is we had any of "Those, y'know, yellow sticky things?" My colleague held up and showed him a stack of Post-It notes and said, "What? These? Post-It notes?"
"Yeah, that's it! Post-It notes" the student replied.
"Nah.. " my colleague said, "We haven't got any of those." and the student duly returned to his computer.
(Fri 31st Aug 2012, 11:14, More)
I work in an FE College...
... and a colleague and I were working together on the help desk in the computer suite.
A student rolled up and asked us is we had any of "Those, y'know, yellow sticky things?" My colleague held up and showed him a stack of Post-It notes and said, "What? These? Post-It notes?"
"Yeah, that's it! Post-It notes" the student replied.
"Nah.. " my colleague said, "We haven't got any of those." and the student duly returned to his computer.
(Fri 31st Aug 2012, 11:14, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Rooster...
I worked in a shop in Bath that sold stationery, cards, and sundry knick-knacks to tourists... One summer, as part of the window display, we had on sale a large, hand-painted fire screen in the shape of a chicken which prompted a Spanish woman to enter the shop and ask loudly: "How much is the big cock in the window?"
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 12:26, More)
Rooster...
I worked in a shop in Bath that sold stationery, cards, and sundry knick-knacks to tourists... One summer, as part of the window display, we had on sale a large, hand-painted fire screen in the shape of a chicken which prompted a Spanish woman to enter the shop and ask loudly: "How much is the big cock in the window?"
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 12:26, More)
» B3TA fixes the world
Compulsory Self-Service Checkout "Drivers" Licenses...
... so I no longer have to wait behind crowds of numbnuts who are "trying it out" for the first time and wouldn't know what a barcode looked like even if it was tattooed on their eyeballs
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 14:21, More)
Compulsory Self-Service Checkout "Drivers" Licenses...
... so I no longer have to wait behind crowds of numbnuts who are "trying it out" for the first time and wouldn't know what a barcode looked like even if it was tattooed on their eyeballs
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 14:21, More)