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21 22 23 24 25 years young and counting. Can't use photoshop, so you won't find me on the main board much, but I am a bit of a link whore.
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- a member for 5 years, 7 months and 11 days
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- has posted 211 messages on the talk board
- has posted 765 messages on the links board
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- has posted 9 stories and 9 replies on question of the week
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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
I think every man here
must have used "the prod technique", whereby you are in bed with a girl and she has fallen asleep and you are lying there awake with a stonk-on. Roll over and prod in back/hips until said woman at very least wanks you off. Guarenteed winner!
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 19:58, More)
I think every man here
must have used "the prod technique", whereby you are in bed with a girl and she has fallen asleep and you are lying there awake with a stonk-on. Roll over and prod in back/hips until said woman at very least wanks you off. Guarenteed winner!
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 19:58, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Q. How do you know your sperm count is too high?
A. Your girlfriend had to chew before she swallows
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 19:00, More)
Q. How do you know your sperm count is too high?
A. Your girlfriend had to chew before she swallows
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 19:00, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
When at work...
There is this girl who works in the hairdressers to the left of the office who walks right infront of our window to go to the paki shop on the right hand side. All summer she wears essentially what i can only decribe as porno-school-uniform type clothing. I cannot help but perv. Anyway, her fella got her up the duff and she got more and more pergnant (if you know what i mean) One day she come into the office cos shes got a car and wants to insure it (did I mention we are insurance brokers) Gave her a quote and when she got up she gave a sorta "ooooffff-ahhhhhh" sound as she got up due to weight of now 7 month belly. Is it so wrong to get a bona-fide bonner that wont go down for 15 mins?
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 19:13, More)
When at work...
There is this girl who works in the hairdressers to the left of the office who walks right infront of our window to go to the paki shop on the right hand side. All summer she wears essentially what i can only decribe as porno-school-uniform type clothing. I cannot help but perv. Anyway, her fella got her up the duff and she got more and more pergnant (if you know what i mean) One day she come into the office cos shes got a car and wants to insure it (did I mention we are insurance brokers) Gave her a quote and when she got up she gave a sorta "ooooffff-ahhhhhh" sound as she got up due to weight of now 7 month belly. Is it so wrong to get a bona-fide bonner that wont go down for 15 mins?
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 19:13, More)
» Road Rage
I am the worst driver in the world.
My friends call it "comedy road rage". I tend to get rather hot headed behind the wheel, which is strange cos i'm so docile normally.
Anyway, Thursday evening just gone driving down a biiiiiig hill near me, when chap pulls out in front of me. I swerve, manage to miss and give im the old five finger handshake out the window. He proceeds to chase me in his muchfasterthanashitoldclio car. I think I've lost him, pull into Tesco carpark all smug. Walk in, and he's there picking up a basket. Hence the current black eye..........
no apologies for length
(Sun 15th Oct 2006, 0:03, More)
I am the worst driver in the world.
My friends call it "comedy road rage". I tend to get rather hot headed behind the wheel, which is strange cos i'm so docile normally.
Anyway, Thursday evening just gone driving down a biiiiiig hill near me, when chap pulls out in front of me. I swerve, manage to miss and give im the old five finger handshake out the window. He proceeds to chase me in his muchfasterthanashitoldclio car. I think I've lost him, pull into Tesco carpark all smug. Walk in, and he's there picking up a basket. Hence the current black eye..........
no apologies for length
(Sun 15th Oct 2006, 0:03, More)