Profile for Baron Samedi:
TIB bru.
Some of my stuff...
My favourite Guernsey politician, John Gollop...
Thought that Lord Deacon of Spazshire deserved the Opie-treatment as much as anyone.
My Halloween costume, Alan Partridge as a zombie - completely esoteric but made some people laugh (including me!).
My rebuke to someone who said I wouldn't dare make a joke about certain incidents earlier in the year - based on an original by monkeon (maybe).
This is a manifestation of something I'm alleged to have said when drunk to a couple of unknown young bints. They were trying to steal my chips after the pubs kicked out.
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!
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My FP, still my proudest b3ta moment, situated directly below for your perusal.
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TIB bru.
Some of my stuff...
My favourite Guernsey politician, John Gollop...
Thought that Lord Deacon of Spazshire deserved the Opie-treatment as much as anyone.
My Halloween costume, Alan Partridge as a zombie - completely esoteric but made some people laugh (including me!).
My rebuke to someone who said I wouldn't dare make a joke about certain incidents earlier in the year - based on an original by monkeon (maybe).
This is a manifestation of something I'm alleged to have said when drunk to a couple of unknown young bints. They were trying to steal my chips after the pubs kicked out.
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla
My FP, still my proudest b3ta moment, situated directly below for your perusal.
Recent front page messages:
The troubled life of the people's Princess.....
EDIT: FP - I'm speechless! Thanks!
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 14:50, More)
EDIT: FP - I'm speechless! Thanks!
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 14:50, More)
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» Fancy Dress
I love fancy dress
Some of my favourites have been...
Saddam Hussein (before he was captured of course) resplendent in camouflage, khaki, boots, aviators, beret and dodgy moustache. I looked a bit like Freddie Mercury on a power-trip, but I had great fun demanding free drinks from the infidels behind the bar.
A mime. Possibly the most fun I've had on a night out recently. I tried my best to mime everything I could (not easy since it was the first time I'd mimed). Whenever I got bored of talking to someone I could be very rude, yawning in their face and miming that I wanted to kill myself. I got horifically drunk in the speed-drinking that ensued, and puked on the street outside a bar. Incredibly I managed to mime my way out of arrest by miming food poisoning to the two passing, initially unimpressed PCs.
Perhaps my most esoteric costume was 'Alan Partridge as a zombie' last Halloween. If you're a fan then you'll know what I mean, and I was quite insistent on getting all the details right. Taping the tungsten-tipped screws to myt fingertips was a pain in the fucking neck but was definitely worth it. The most frightening part? The identically dressed person getting the other half of weird looks at the party! I still haven't found the flexcord tail, while the accompanying Pringle jumper and shower curtain found their way into a tree on the journey home.
I've also been a passable Tigger, ended up passing out on my journey home but somehow managed to bounce the rest of the way on waking up. I don't have any recollection of this but I heard about it anecdotally several weeks later. There was more falling over than bouncing involved by all accounts.
I have a great Abu Hamza lined up for an upcoming party, although I can see the twin hooks becoming a bit burdensome. Then again I won't be able to drink if I'm in character *fears*.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 0:27, More)
I love fancy dress
Some of my favourites have been...
Saddam Hussein (before he was captured of course) resplendent in camouflage, khaki, boots, aviators, beret and dodgy moustache. I looked a bit like Freddie Mercury on a power-trip, but I had great fun demanding free drinks from the infidels behind the bar.
A mime. Possibly the most fun I've had on a night out recently. I tried my best to mime everything I could (not easy since it was the first time I'd mimed). Whenever I got bored of talking to someone I could be very rude, yawning in their face and miming that I wanted to kill myself. I got horifically drunk in the speed-drinking that ensued, and puked on the street outside a bar. Incredibly I managed to mime my way out of arrest by miming food poisoning to the two passing, initially unimpressed PCs.
Perhaps my most esoteric costume was 'Alan Partridge as a zombie' last Halloween. If you're a fan then you'll know what I mean, and I was quite insistent on getting all the details right. Taping the tungsten-tipped screws to myt fingertips was a pain in the fucking neck but was definitely worth it. The most frightening part? The identically dressed person getting the other half of weird looks at the party! I still haven't found the flexcord tail, while the accompanying Pringle jumper and shower curtain found their way into a tree on the journey home.
I've also been a passable Tigger, ended up passing out on my journey home but somehow managed to bounce the rest of the way on waking up. I don't have any recollection of this but I heard about it anecdotally several weeks later. There was more falling over than bouncing involved by all accounts.
I have a great Abu Hamza lined up for an upcoming party, although I can see the twin hooks becoming a bit burdensome. Then again I won't be able to drink if I'm in character *fears*.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 0:27, More)
